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To everyone that participated, I'd like to say thank you for the time and effort. Unless your Fisti. In that case, there simply aren't words. - m.brown
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Created by: asrap virtuoso
Monument: The Mt. Rushmore of Actor's Voices. Materials: Cigarettes and manliness.
When visiting: Close your eyes and listen carefully.
Monument: The Mt. Rushmore of Favorite Male Characters
Materials: Testosterone and profanity
When visiting: Don't say anything foolish, as these guys will f--k you up.
Monument: The Mt. Rushmore of Lesser Known Comic Book Movies
Materials: Rage and a troubled past
When visiting: Leave the spandex at home (you won't need it)
Monument: Mt. Spankmore
Materials: VHS tapes and Kleenex
When visiting: Leave the children in the car (or at home) and please, for the love of God, watch your step! That ain't birdpoop all over the monument's faces.
Monument: The Mt. Rushmore of Awful Cry Faces
Materials: Still untapped emotions, onions, editors who work for free
When visiting: No laughing, please. This is serious business.
Seriously.
Monument: The Mt. Rushmore of her Favorite Male Characters in Space
Materials: Spacesuits and red undies
Monument: The Mt. Rushmore of Morgan Freeman Characters
Materials: Gravitas and class
Monument: The Mt. Rushmore of Best Books to Movies
Materials: Library cards and a love of the source material
When visiting: Make sure you have lots of time and a comfy seat.
Monument: The Mt. Rushmore of Actress Entrances
Materials: Low-cut shirts and high-speed film.
Created by: Josh
Monument: The Mt. Rushmore of Women Overlooked by the Oscars
Materials: Epic talent and estrogen
When Visiting: Dress lightly, as it's going to be pretty hot there. Though I suppose that's how some people like it.