She Isn't Gone. July 23, 2018 It Was A Piece of Cake Edit I should have just went to sleep. Yeah, I was a little bit spooked, sure, but it was late. No one would have questioned me if I had gon... Read More
This Is Too Much Madness To Explain In One Text! February 05, 2012 Attack and Block Edit The Super Bowl is in less than two hours. If the Giants win, I will be devastated. I will get some fireworks, a samurai sword, a barely-unde... Read More
This Is Not Crazy. It's All Very Logical. April 06, 2016 Bubble Boy Edit Somehow, in high school, I missed it. I'm pretty sure it was an elective, but I've never been really good with decision making. Or ... Read More
This Is Not Crazy. It's All Very Logical. April 20, 2016 Bubble Boy Edit Somehow, in high school, I missed it. I'm pretty sure it was an elective, but I've never been really good with decision making. Or ... Read More
I'm Gonna Make You Very Unhappy. April 06, 2013 Reel American Zero Edit There's a reason I've never jumped my bike over downed power lines. There's also a reason I always get out of the water at the ... Read More
Everyone Knows Amnesia Is Bollocks. December 13, 2013 It's so shiny I can see my face in it Edit Of all the things I couldn't believe from my freshman year of college, there's one particular event I witnessed that I still haven... Read More