These are very divisive times. There is so little in this world that can easily be agreed upon, even a simple decision can seem insurmountable. Where facts used to be something you couldn't argue with, something that could guide you, now everything is up for debate.
Perhaps making this situation even more troubling, is the fact that everybody has something to say. And with the proliferation of countless electronic platforms, it's easier than ever for them to say it.
But, who should you really listen to? Your friends? Your family? Some blogger you've never met? How about that guy at work who starts every sentence with, you know what you should do...?
No. They're all morons. If you really want to know how to live your life right...
...listen to the talking bear.
That dude knows everything.
I read somewhere that Paddington 2 was 'the sequel that no one asked for' and I'd quite honestly like to track down whoever wrote such nonsense and...and...give them a hard stare. Just three years after the original's 2014 release, this latest sequel is nothing short of fantastic, and should be prescribed by medical professionals to cure, well, just about everything that's wrong. In the world.
Paddington has settled into his life in London, and become a beloved member of the community. He's an incredibly positive little bear, and seemingly makes the lives of everyone around him that much better. Well, except for Mr. Curry. He's not really a fan.
Anyway, Paddington comes across what is possibly the most beautiful pop-up book in the world, and wants to buy it for his dear Aunt Lucy. She had always dreamed of visiting London, but the arrival of Paddington as a cub changed her plans forever. This book, featuring all the sights of The Old Smoke, would make for the perfect present. All Paddington has to do is earn a little money and the book is his. I mean, it's not like anyone else wants it. Nope.
Not even that wonderful/creepy guy from the steam fair. The one that used that used to be a real actor but now is in all those dog-food commercials.
Few things in the world have utterly delighted me more than the first review] film. It's wit and charm were boundless, and even just catching a scene or two since then infinitely brightened my day. Paddington 2 is just as magical as the first film, but in a different and surprising way. Where the original was about family and fitting in, Paddington 2 is an incredibly joyous (and meticulously crafted) ode to kindness. And manners. And, well, yeah...obviously. Marmalade.
Speaking of things you haven't had in a while, here are the Yays and Boos. We know we haven't been around as much as we used to, but in this frigid winter, instead of watching movies? We've been hibernating. Turns out, you can't hate your job...while you're sleeping.
Bottom line? I beg you to give this movie a chance. I promise, you don't even have to have kids to enjoy the Paddington films. You could go alone and have just as much fun, I'm sure of it. And if you don't like going to the movies alone?
Take your friends. Invite someone in your family. Heck, take that guy at work who's always starting every sentence with you know what you should do? And if none of them will go?
Ask that blogger you've never met.
He'll totally go with you.
Perhaps making this situation even more troubling, is the fact that everybody has something to say. And with the proliferation of countless electronic platforms, it's easier than ever for them to say it.
But, who should you really listen to? Your friends? Your family? Some blogger you've never met? How about that guy at work who starts every sentence with, you know what you should do...?
No. They're all morons. If you really want to know how to live your life right...
...listen to the talking bear.
That dude knows everything.
Paddington has settled into his life in London, and become a beloved member of the community. He's an incredibly positive little bear, and seemingly makes the lives of everyone around him that much better. Well, except for Mr. Curry. He's not really a fan.
Anyway, Paddington comes across what is possibly the most beautiful pop-up book in the world, and wants to buy it for his dear Aunt Lucy. She had always dreamed of visiting London, but the arrival of Paddington as a cub changed her plans forever. This book, featuring all the sights of The Old Smoke, would make for the perfect present. All Paddington has to do is earn a little money and the book is his. I mean, it's not like anyone else wants it. Nope.
Not even that wonderful/creepy guy from the steam fair. The one that used that used to be a real actor but now is in all those dog-food commercials.
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| How can something so disgusting, make me so incredibly happy? |
Speaking of things you haven't had in a while, here are the Yays and Boos. We know we haven't been around as much as we used to, but in this frigid winter, instead of watching movies? We've been hibernating. Turns out, you can't hate your job...while you're sleeping.
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| Prison riots have never been so adorable. |
Yaaaaaaaaaay!
- Sure, it was all too brief an encounter, but even just one minute with Michael Gambon's Uncle Pastuzo is like, the best minute.
- The initial setup/refresher is so charming I almost suffocated due to elation.
- You know how Jim Broadbent is basically the best person alive? Yeah, well you should check him out as Mr. Gruber, the effervescent owner of the oddities shop Paddington loves to frequent. I think he can only communicate via delighted gasps. Which is great, because that's all I can muster when he's on screen.
- Without the slightest bit of exaggeration, I think the pop-up book scene may have been one of the most wonderful things I have ever gazed at in my life. Ever. It's two minutes of film that somehow encapsulates all the joy of an entire childhood.
- The constant (and incredibly staged) calamities that Paddington finds himself are even better than in the first film (though the bathtub scene is still legendary). I'm not sure who laughed louder, me or my kids, when Paddington reluctantly decided to give that dude a haircut.
- I'm not sure what Richard Ayoade is doing in this movie for fifteen seconds, but I'm entirely positive I love this man nonetheless.
- Uh, the Flying Swan was pretty hot, right? Well, at least she was before she became the Dying Swan.
- Brendan Gleeson is always incredible, and the streak continutes with his portrayal of hardened criminal, Knuckles McGinty. The initial introduction of Mr. McGinty was so genuinely funny, I couldn't stop laughing. Send a medic to the canteen. Hysterical.
- Simon Farnaby's character, Barry the Security Guard represents, to me, all the things right in the world. How this guy has ended up creating such an insanely cheeky character in a movie about a talking bear is beyond me. His face alone is almost enough to make me start laughing, but this goofball is quite the 'ladies man'. I think.
- And finally, Hugh Grant almost steals the show as the nefarious goofball, Phoenix Buchanan. If you're too cool for a little kid's flick, whatever, that's fine...I guess. But, if you're even the slightest fan of Grant, stop what you're doing immediately and see Paddington 2. You know that life that Jeff Goldblum appears to be living? The one where you just look at him and you realize the world isn't that terrible? That's Hugh Grant in this film. And had he been nominated for every single award this year, even ones having nothing to do with acting (and won them all, in a landslide), I would have had no duduk perkara with it.
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| His character from Music and Lyrics used to be my favorite. |
Booooo!
- As much as I love Uncle Pastuzo (especially just saying his name aloud), I wasn't exactly thrilled when I realized that was a flashback.
- 10 years for barberly harm? Man, that judge is a real wanker.
- Way to go, Paddington. You somehow managed to make prison look like...heaven?
- This movie seems to be dying a slow death at the U.S. box office. I know that shouldn't surprise me...with Paddington not being full of emojis...
- And finally, as much as I love all the people in this film (the cast is uniformly excellent), it kinda feels a little light on the Paddington, you know? Like, I want to hang with Hugh. And Gleeson. And the Browns. And all the wonderful neighbors, too. But, uh...I really like that bear. A lot.
Bottom line? I beg you to give this movie a chance. I promise, you don't even have to have kids to enjoy the Paddington films. You could go alone and have just as much fun, I'm sure of it. And if you don't like going to the movies alone?
Take your friends. Invite someone in your family. Heck, take that guy at work who's always starting every sentence with you know what you should do? And if none of them will go?
Ask that blogger you've never met.
He'll totally go with you.