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Call 911. We Got A Problem.

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In my list of awful jobs, one of the worst had to be the few months I spent working in a call center. Imagine you worked in some office, an...
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He Was Brought Up From Hell.

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Don't tell my wife, but for the last couple of years, there's been someone else . It all started with a wild Saturday night, back i...
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No One's Impressed By A Dinosaur Anymore.

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When I was around eleven or twelve, we went to Florida and did the whole Disneyworld and Universal Studios  thing. And minutes upon arrivin...
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He Was Brought Up From Hell.

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Don't tell my wife, but for the last couple of years, there's been someone else . It all started with a wild Saturday night, back i...
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No One's Impressed By A Dinosaur Anymore.

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When I was around eleven or twelve, we went to Florida and did the whole Disneyworld and Universal Studios  thing. And minutes upon arrivin...
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All Of This Is Wrong.

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Though it's rare, sometimes it can simply last too long. At the beginning, everyone's excited and things are rapidly progressing to...
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