Please Copy... October 22, 2013 Gravity 4: In Space Edit Jason Voorhees is not scary. He's killed countless people in countless ways, but it's all kind of silly. What I saw last Thursday? ... Read More
Call 911. We Got A Problem. July 31, 2013 911 is a Joke in yo town Edit In my list of awful jobs, one of the worst had to be the few months I spent working in a call center. Imagine you worked in some office, an... Read More
He Was Brought Up From Hell. May 05, 2014 Where's Adrian Peterson When You Need Him? Edit Don't tell my wife, but for the last couple of years, there's been someone else . It all started with a wild Saturday night, back i... Read More
No One's Impressed By A Dinosaur Anymore. June 22, 2015 Paging Dr. Grant Edit When I was around eleven or twelve, we went to Florida and did the whole Disneyworld and Universal Studios thing. And minutes upon arrivin... Read More
He Was Brought Up From Hell. May 05, 2014 Where's Adrian Peterson When You Need Him? Edit Don't tell my wife, but for the last couple of years, there's been someone else . It all started with a wild Saturday night, back i... Read More
No One's Impressed By A Dinosaur Anymore. July 23, 2015 Paging Dr. Grant Edit When I was around eleven or twelve, we went to Florida and did the whole Disneyworld and Universal Studios thing. And minutes upon arrivin... Read More
All Of This Is Wrong. February 23, 2017 Throwing Shade (Pt. 2) Edit Though it's rare, sometimes it can simply last too long. At the beginning, everyone's excited and things are rapidly progressing to... Read More