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The American People Don't Need This!

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Twelve hours...and I can do anything I want? Like, anything-anything? That sounds f--king fantastic . I've got it. I know exactly wha...
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I'm Mary Poppins, Y'all!

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If you were my girlfriend in middle school (or high school, or college), or, more realistically , the girl I was too much of a pussy to ask...
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Is This Some Kind Of Bust?

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A special thanks to my wife ( and her boobs ) for making this rad banner. I resurrected The Mt. Rushmore of Movies as a way to once ag...
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It's Very Important That I Have Watchers.

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I've never been to a rooftop party. I stopped wearing a backpack in fifth grade. And I totally don't have a (possibly gay) friend f...
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This Is Not Crazy. It's All Very Logical.

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Somehow, in high school, I missed it. I'm pretty sure it was an elective, but I've never been really good with decision making. Or ...
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This Is Not Crazy. It's All Very Logical.

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Somehow, in high school, I missed it. I'm pretty sure it was an elective, but I've never been really good with decision making. Or ...
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Now You'll Learn What's Hell In Yankee Land.

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Apparently, there's a drug duduk kasus in this country?  Wait. What? Now, I'm not much of a drug user, legal or otherwise, but I ...
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Now You'll Learn What's Hell In Yankee Land.

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Apparently, there's a drug duduk kasus in this country?  Wait. What? Now, I'm not much of a drug user, legal or otherwise, but I ...
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And It All Went Tits Up.

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If religion is defined as a particular system of faith and worship, I must admit, I'm not at all religious. At least not in any traditi...
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