Do actual people still tell jokes? Obviously, comedians and entertainers and the like do, but I'm talking about people you know . I can ...
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This Is Our Waterloo, Baby!
I've called the police just once in my life. Last New Year's Eve, somebody drove through my neighbor's fence, and I figured I...
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Get Off...My Face.
My car was in the shop for a couple of days, so I had to borrow my wife's Saturn. I hate that car. Not the make or anything, just her ca...
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A Joint Venture - No Pun Intended.
Before the review, let's discuss before the movie . Last night, at my local Regal Cinemas (a mostly shitty theater), I noticed two thing...
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Why Do They Always Pick On My Hat?
I don't know if it's because I've now set my summer movie-loving sights on the upcoming Expendables sequel, or simply because I...
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So That's What That Feels Like.
I went to the movies at 9 in the morning. Pretty sure that's the earliest screening I've ever been to. Anyway, when I came home, my...
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This Must Be The Nicest Family In The World, I Think.
Last Thursday night, in movie-going terms, was a much more innocent time. It's rather fitting then, that my wife decided that we should ...
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A Few Words...
This blog is completely trivial. Completely . But if you're reading this, it's because you love movies. Obviously, I do as well. Esp...
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It Is True. Bitches Are Liars.
I saw three very random things today. When taking my son to the park, I saw a man lying on the ground. He looked as if he was carefully d...
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Tom Brady Could Do That.
I fill up my DVR with all kinds of stuff. Mostly current movies that I didn't see in the theater, but occasionally I grab random stuff ...
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The Earth Is Evil. We Don't Need To Grieve For It.
There have been a lot of films recently that have focused on the end of the world. Usually, the climactic event occurs in a way where the c...
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What Kind Of Bird Are You?
I only have one child, but if I had say, seven of the them - would it be possible to pick a favorite? Sure, maybe the first would hold a sp...
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