When I was visiting my cousins in Connecticut a few weeks back, we happened upon Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban on TV (in betwee...
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It Ain't Right And It Ain't Wrong. It Just Is.
Pissed that I couldn't find a theatrical poster. Link, anyone? Last night, my wife and I took my son to a monster truck show in Balti...
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It Makes My Balls Hurt.
Check your local movie times. Is there a movie starting in the eight o'clock hour? If your theater is anything like mine, the answer is...
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Now, Get Right Out Of Town.
For President's Day weekend I headed up to New England to see my cousins, Tony and Patrick. I used to live right down the road from thes...
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If It's Bad, I'll Hate It. If It's Good, Then I'll Be Envious And Hate It Even More.
I think, at times, my wife wishes she was born in another era. Not one where I don't exist you clever bastard , but maybe more like the ...
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What Did Jung Say About Glowsticks?
When I was a young kid, I would imagine myself with superpowers. I wasn’t that kid that exists in movies and commercials – you know, th...
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The World, As We Know It, Will Soon Come To An End.
If there was ever a moment when humanity as a whole knew the world was going to end, it's safe to assume that their would be a collecti...
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I'll Catch You Later.
A couple of weeks back I read an article on JoBlo about the top 10 Redbox rentals for 2011. People on the site were bashing the list, namely...
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This Is Too Much Madness To Explain In One Text!
The Super Bowl is in less than two hours. If the Giants win, I will be devastated. I will get some fireworks, a samurai sword, a barely-unde...
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I'm Building A Flamethrower.
Do you remember a time when you and your friends routinely did dumb shit? I mean, the kind of stuff you look back on and are amazed that ...
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