I Have Learned So Much From The Bears. January 27, 2015 A Surprise for Mr. Brown Edit I've spent just over a decade as a teacher, and though there are many awful things about the job, the worst has to be how often I'm... Read More
I Have Learned So Much From The Bears. January 27, 2015 A Surprise for Mr. Brown Edit I've spent just over a decade as a teacher, and though there are many awful things about the job, the worst has to be how often I'm... Read More
You Know That I Will Settle For Nothing Short Of Greatness, Or I Will Die Trying. June 12, 2012 Sorry Flem, The Beginning of The End Edit My mom was pregnant with me when she saw Alien . I imagine at some point she wondered if the being inside of her was going to burst out of... Read More
She Isn't Gone. July 23, 2018 It Was A Piece of Cake Edit I should have just went to sleep. Yeah, I was a little bit spooked, sure, but it was late. No one would have questioned me if I had gon... Read More
Let's Find A Home For His Spirit. May 11, 2017 He's Got Jungle Fever Edit The last time I set foot in another country, I was seven years old. The last trip to a place I'd never been to before, was f--king Se... Read More
I'm Fine, I'm Fine. Just Keep Shooting. July 08, 2016 Class Dismissed Edit What the f--k, America? The rules are pretty simple, right? Like, don't get it wet or feed it after midnight simple. Outside of drop... Read More
What Is It, Old Girl? April 03, 2014 Old School Doggie Edit As much as I often envy my dog, Dodger, sometimes I feel really bad for him, too. Sure, he gets to lie around in the sun all day, which is ... Read More
I Ought To Be God To You. February 07, 2016 At First I Was Afraid...I Was Petrified Edit I almost died. Among all the stupid things people say, this one has always rubbed me the wrong way. I know it's an expression, and... Read More
I Ought To Be God To You. April 09, 2016 At First I Was Afraid...I Was Petrified Edit I almost died. Among all the stupid things people say, this one has always rubbed me the wrong way. I know it's an expression, and... Read More