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Dazzle Them With The Basics.

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I don't want to know. Ever. I've got enough to worry about as it is. Overwhelmingly joyous, or heart-crushingly awful, please, wh...
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I'm Not That Guy Anymore.

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If you broke into my house and beat the shit out of me, that would be pretty f--king uncool. As long as it was just me, we might have to ha...
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Sometimes In Order To Heal... A Few People Have To Get Hurt.

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I think it was when I did my taxes for the first time. At least that's what I told myself. Maybe it was in college, when one of my best...
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You Might Wanna...Buckle Up, Baby.

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If you lined up all the fictional character in the world, there would only be a handful I need  an orgin story for. Continuing their story?...
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Welcome To Hell.

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When you have a bad experience, if you're like me, often you're looking for some reason as to why things went south. Maybe even a ...
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Abandon Tree! Abandon Tree!

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My wife's job sent her to Dallas for a week, leaving me home with our two children, a four-and-a-half year old boy and his six-month ol...
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Life? What Life?

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I don't even recall having HBO at the time, but somehow, I feel as if my older brother and I watched every single episode of Tales from...
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Life? What Life?

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I don't even recall having HBO at the time, but somehow, I feel as if my older brother and I watched every single episode of Tales from...
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Does This Scenario Ring Any Bells?

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Nowhere else...    ...would you basically have to get felt up/totally naked just to sit somewhere for an hour or two.    ...would your ...
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Does This Scenario Ring Any Bells?

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Nowhere else...    ...would you basically have to get felt up/totally naked just to sit somewhere for an hour or two.    ...would your ...
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