We Don't Have Time For Zingers.

Through work connections, I got hooked up with a complimentary room in the Back Bay Hilton. A nice one, too. It was Valentine's weekend...

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We Don't Have Time For Zingers.

Through work connections, I got hooked up with a complimentary room in the Back Bay Hilton. A nice one, too. It was Valentine's weekend...

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How's That Supposed To Make Me Feel?

I worked in a hotel for years. Years.  Specifically, I worked at a restaurant on the grounds, that had a beach on one side and a dolphin la...

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How's That Supposed To Make Me Feel?

I worked in a hotel for years. Years.  Specifically, I worked at a restaurant on the grounds, that had a beach on one side and a dolphin la...

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I'm A Fan, By The Way.

Seventeen years as the same amazing character. Seventeen years of routinely delivering the most bankable performance in a gigantic movie f...

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You Work With What You Got, Not With What You Hoped For.

I'm good for at least three or four a year.  One to two of them are adults only , meaning our anniversary or my wife's birthday....

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Never Know How Your Day Is Gonna Turn Out.

In Home Alone , it was used to aid in self-defense. In Spider-Man , it gave Peter Parker his powers. And in The Return of the King , it...

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Never Know How Your Day Is Gonna Turn Out.

In Home Alone , it was used to aid in self-defense. In Spider-Man , it gave Peter Parker his powers. And in The Return of the King , it...

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I Loved Her Like An Ocean Loves Water.

I think it took the first one less than five minutes to firmly establish its hard R rating. Whether it was the incessant profanity, the ram...

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Even When The Subject Is Repellent, The Body Can Be Tricked.

When me mum, er, when my mom  gets sick, which is fortunately a very rare occurrence, I do what every loving son does: I call her after the...

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