I Just Wanted My Dog Back.

Of all the perfectly clever things comedian George Carlin ever uttered, one thing has always stayed with me. When discussing the dogs he ha...

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I Was Supposed To Be Happy.

A couple of years back, I was walking my dog, Dodger, and not all that far from my house... we encountered a woman.  Have you ever seen som...

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I Was Supposed To Be Happy.

A couple of years back, I was walking my dog, Dodger, and not all that far from my house... we encountered a woman.  Have you ever seen som...

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I'm Not That Guy Anymore.

If you broke into my house and beat the shit out of me, that would be pretty f--king uncool. As long as it was just me, we might have to ha...

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It's Poo Poo With A Dash Of Ca Ca.

My daughter Violet is two weeks shy of turning three. People will often describe tiny demons  kids this age by using the old saying of  t...

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Because I Have Seen Enough Blood And Death. I Know What's Coming.

Every summer when I was a kid, I was shipped off to my grandparent's house. I'm not talking for the weekend , either, as I would st...

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I'll Tell You What: I'm Never Eating At Benihana Again. I Don't Care Whose Birthday It Is.

The things we do in the middle of the night. Sometimes we regret them in the morning, but sometimes... they change our lives forever. ...

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You Could Have Had The Decency To Lie About That One.

I'm not really from anywhere. It's terribly unfortunate, but it's true. I was born in Texas, moved to Hawai'i when I was eig...

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And That Is Why I'll Always Love You.

If I remember correctly, we were coming back from a Red Sox game. A crushing defeat to the Twins as I recall, the Sox falling apart in the ...

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