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I Just Wanted My Dog Back.

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Of all the perfectly clever things comedian George Carlin ever uttered, one thing has always stayed with me. When discussing the dogs he ha...
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I Was Supposed To Be Happy.

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A couple of years back, I was walking my dog, Dodger, and not all that far from my house... we encountered a woman.  Have you ever seen som...
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I Was Supposed To Be Happy.

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A couple of years back, I was walking my dog, Dodger, and not all that far from my house... we encountered a woman.  Have you ever seen som...
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I'm Not That Guy Anymore.

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If you broke into my house and beat the shit out of me, that would be pretty f--king uncool. As long as it was just me, we might have to ha...
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It's Poo Poo With A Dash Of Ca Ca.

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My daughter Violet is two weeks shy of turning three. People will often describe tiny demons  kids this age by using the old saying of  t...
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Because I Have Seen Enough Blood And Death. I Know What's Coming.

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Every summer when I was a kid, I was shipped off to my grandparent's house. I'm not talking for the weekend , either, as I would st...
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I'll Tell You What: I'm Never Eating At Benihana Again. I Don't Care Whose Birthday It Is.

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The things we do in the middle of the night. Sometimes we regret them in the morning, but sometimes... they change our lives forever. ...
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You Could Have Had The Decency To Lie About That One.

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I'm not really from anywhere. It's terribly unfortunate, but it's true. I was born in Texas, moved to Hawai'i when I was eig...
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And That Is Why I'll Always Love You.

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If I remember correctly, we were coming back from a Red Sox game. A crushing defeat to the Twins as I recall, the Sox falling apart in the ...
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