I Just Wanted My Dog Back. March 14, 2013 Ever see Frankenhooker? Edit Of all the perfectly clever things comedian George Carlin ever uttered, one thing has always stayed with me. When discussing the dogs he ha... Read More
I Was Supposed To Be Happy. March 28, 2016 The Walls Around Us Edit A couple of years back, I was walking my dog, Dodger, and not all that far from my house... we encountered a woman. Have you ever seen som... Read More
I Was Supposed To Be Happy. April 17, 2016 The Walls Around Us Edit A couple of years back, I was walking my dog, Dodger, and not all that far from my house... we encountered a woman. Have you ever seen som... Read More
I'm Not That Guy Anymore. February 27, 2017 THREE! Is A Magic Number (of bullets [to put into someone]) Edit If you broke into my house and beat the shit out of me, that would be pretty f--king uncool. As long as it was just me, we might have to ha... Read More
It's Poo Poo With A Dash Of Ca Ca. July 18, 2016 So Much for Helping to Control the Pet Population Edit My daughter Violet is two weeks shy of turning three. People will often describe tiny demons kids this age by using the old saying of t... Read More
Because I Have Seen Enough Blood And Death. I Know What's Coming. January 30, 2013 Grand Muthaf--ka Edit Every summer when I was a kid, I was shipped off to my grandparent's house. I'm not talking for the weekend , either, as I would st... Read More
I'll Tell You What: I'm Never Eating At Benihana Again. I Don't Care Whose Birthday It Is. May 10, 2017 What Do You Mean There's No Bounce House? Edit The things we do in the middle of the night. Sometimes we regret them in the morning, but sometimes... they change our lives forever. ... Read More
You Could Have Had The Decency To Lie About That One. April 21, 2012 Waikoloa Village Idiot Edit I'm not really from anywhere. It's terribly unfortunate, but it's true. I was born in Texas, moved to Hawai'i when I was eig... Read More
And That Is Why I'll Always Love You. November 19, 2015 Creep in a Jeep Edit If I remember correctly, we were coming back from a Red Sox game. A crushing defeat to the Twins as I recall, the Sox falling apart in the ... Read More