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I Just Missed Your Heart.
Not long ago my dad helped me paint the kitchen in my house. We each started on opposite sides and within a couple of minutes he was standin...
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You Taste Like A Burger. I Don't Like You Anymore.
Don't tell my wife, but I was a camp counselor one summer. Wait, she knows that already. But what she doesn't know, that toward the...
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I Need You To Put This In Your Bottom Hole.
Way back in the fall semester of 2000, I completed my college internship at a rock radio station in Connecticut. As much as I wanted to be ...
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It's Always A Little Pinchy In The Gooey Bag At First.
Austin Powers. Spider Man. Captain Jack Sparrow. All of the X-Men. Whoever the Hell Brendan Frasier played in The Mummy . The list goes on....
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Page-Turners, They Were Not.
A job interview. A vacation. With the kids. Sex? There have been many other times in my life where I have desperately waited for ...
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You Need Something...Alive.
I haven't been since I was six , but I still remember feeling it was a heck of a show on the ride home. I'm pretty sure my parent...
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Is Murder Our New Religion?
The ballot is stronger than the bullet. - Abraham Lincoln While I whole-heartedly agree with the 16th President of the United States,...
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We're Going To Do Great Things, Mark.
I have never been dumped. Yeah, surprising, right? Well, if you can manage to complete high school and college without being in too man...
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