You Here Now, That's All That Matters. March 24, 2017 Dancing With the Devil Edit Remember to always be yourself. Unless you suck. - Joss Whedon Knowing what I know, and working where I work , I'm very much on ... Read More
I Just Missed Your Heart. January 14, 2012 I Hate Me Too Edit Not long ago my dad helped me paint the kitchen in my house. We each started on opposite sides and within a couple of minutes he was standin... Read More
I Need You To Put This In Your Bottom Hole. June 18, 2013 Night Rider Edit Way back in the fall semester of 2000, I completed my college internship at a rock radio station in Connecticut. As much as I wanted to be ... Read More
You Taste Like A Burger. I Don't Like You Anymore. March 17, 2014 Camp Kill Yourself Edit Don't tell my wife, but I was a camp counselor one summer. Wait, she knows that already. But what she doesn't know, that toward the... Read More
It's Always A Little Pinchy In The Gooey Bag At First. May 21, 2013 Tony Tony Tony has done it again Edit Austin Powers. Spider Man. Captain Jack Sparrow. All of the X-Men. Whoever the Hell Brendan Frasier played in The Mummy . The list goes on.... Read More
You Need Something...Alive. April 16, 2018 Ringmaster of His Domain Edit I haven't been since I was six , but I still remember feeling it was a heck of a show on the ride home. I'm pretty sure my parent... Read More
Is Murder Our New Religion? July 19, 2016 Ask Yourself...Are You Better Off Now Than You Were Two Purges Ago? Edit The ballot is stronger than the bullet. - Abraham Lincoln While I whole-heartedly agree with the 16th President of the United States,... Read More
Page-Turners, They Were Not. April 09, 2018 Je-dying a Slow Death Edit A job interview. A vacation. With the kids. Sex? There have been many other times in my life where I have desperately waited for ... Read More
On Your Bike, Bitch. May 09, 2016 Clowns to the left of me...Jokers to the right Edit 1971 and 1973. Two years apart. My older brothers grew up with each other. Had bunk beds, shared clothes, almost burnt down the house and... Read More