You Work With What You Got, Not With What You Hoped For.

I'm good for at least three or four a year.  One to two of them are adults only , meaning our anniversary or my wife's birthday....

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The Living Are Not Permitted Here.

Except for, you know, dealing with children, teaching Ancient Civ rules . For the most part. While dawn of man/Mesopotamia is kind of lam...

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I Had A Dream Last Night. That You Were Dead.

The privacy fence out back with the missing strips. The bedroom light that still doesn't have a fixture. That bare spot in the top co...

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Look, No One Cares About You Now.

Ah, the things we do for the people we care about. Some people will skulk around a deserted wasteland for days, where the only happy face...

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These Days, Reality Is A Bummer.

Read any of these posts. Talk to me for more than five minutes. Fine, three will probably do, too. Chances are, I'll make a reference...

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If You See Bigfoot, Shoot Him.

Despite that awesome footage of him traipsing through the woods and sternly looking back over his shoulder, I unequivocally do not believe...

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Page-Turners, They Were Not.

A job interview.  A vacation. With the kids. Sex? There have been many other times in my life where I have desperately waited for ...

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Something Tells Me We're Not Getting The Grup Band Back Together.

Who was your favorite member of the team, Dad? Who's on that giant sticker you slapped all over your laptop? What do you think I sho...

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