He Looks For The Good In All Of Us, And Somehow, He Finds It. Monday, April 30, 2018 What's Left is the Bear's Right Edit These are very divisive times. There is so little in this world that can easily be agreed upon, even a simple decision can seem insurmounta... Read More
If The Train Don't Kill Me...The People Will. Wrong Way On a One-Way Track Edit There is nothing sexy about my weekday mornings. No kiss goodbye from the wife as she straightens my tie, no last sip of coffee as I tu... Read More
Now I Just Pretend To Be A Good Dude. Wednesday, April 25, 2018 Onion Ring of Fire Edit It doesn't seem all that long ago, where the mere thought of a big-time actor starring in a 'made-for-TV' movie was the check e... Read More
We Might Die Together. And I Don't Even Know You. White Snow and Blue Balls Edit When it comes to traveling with Kate Winslet, uh, cinematically, I've got a little good news and a little bad news for you. The good ne... Read More
If You See Bigfoot, Shoot Him. Wednesday, April 18, 2018 Sasquatch Something Else Edit Despite that awesome footage of him traipsing through the woods and sternly looking back over his shoulder, I unequivocally do not believe... Read More
You're The Worst Criminal Of Them All. Happy 2018 Edit The sad part? I actually thought it was cute at the time. See, a couple of months ago, word got out that LeBron James, a demi-god of pro... Read More
You Need Something...Alive. Monday, April 16, 2018 Ringmaster of His Domain Edit I haven't been since I was six , but I still remember feeling it was a heck of a show on the ride home. I'm pretty sure my parent... Read More
You Can Hit Me If You Want. But Leave The Flower Alone. He tends to ram-bull Edit I'm not a fighter. Got kicked around by my older brothers a bunch when I was little, had a few minor altercations (with friends, mos... Read More