That's The Spirit. Monday, May 22, 2017 Space Lord Mother (F--ker) Edit Sure, I've talked some shit about it before, but in all seriousness, it's really great being a dad. Backed by an innate sense of ... Read More
I'm Mary Poppins, Y'all! Tuesday, May 16, 2017 Just Press (Fore)Play Edit If you were my girlfriend in middle school (or high school, or college), or, more realistically , the girl I was too much of a pussy to ask... Read More
Let's Find A Home For His Spirit. Thursday, May 11, 2017 He's Got Jungle Fever Edit The last time I set foot in another country, I was seven years old. The last trip to a place I'd never been to before, was f--king Se... Read More
I'll Tell You What: I'm Never Eating At Benihana Again. I Don't Care Whose Birthday It Is. Wednesday, May 10, 2017 What Do You Mean There's No Bounce House? Edit The things we do in the middle of the night. Sometimes we regret them in the morning, but sometimes... they change our lives forever. ... Read More
If You Do Your Shtick The Whole Time, Then It Will No Longer Be A Shtick. Thursday, May 4, 2017 So Much Drama Edit Even if I only reach one... As a teacher, there are times that you know your lesson is a dog. You realize that most of your students will... Read More