I'm Not That Guy Anymore. Monday, February 27, 2017 THREE! Is A Magic Number (of bullets [to put into someone]) Edit If you broke into my house and beat the shit out of me, that would be pretty f--king uncool. As long as it was just me, we might have to ha... Read More
All Of This Is Wrong. Thursday, February 23, 2017 Throwing Shade (Pt. 2) Edit Though it's rare, sometimes it can simply last too long. At the beginning, everyone's excited and things are rapidly progressing to... Read More
Christian, Did You Have Something To Do With This? Wednesday, February 22, 2017 Throwing Shade (Pt. 1) Edit It's so f--king easy to judge other people, isn't it? Especially when it comes to, well, f--king. Like whatever you do behind clos... Read More
Blogathon '17: Mt. Rushmore Of Movies Monday, February 20, 2017 Odd Thomas Jefferson Edit Now that we've all finished pretending to actually love someone (other than ourselves) with dead plants and delicious heart-shaped pois... Read More
It Takes A Village. Not A Batman. The Dark Right Edit In our current political climate, there's not a lot of arguments I willingly want to be a part of. Especially really stupid ones. Lat... Read More
Always Remember The Basement. Monday, February 13, 2017 Sashimi for Everyone! Edit It all started with recess. Instant relief ensued. Then it was the ice cream truck, making my adolescent mouth begin to salivate. Hell, e... Read More
Hope Ain't A Tactic, Doc. Thursday, February 9, 2017 Feel it. Feel it. (feel the vibrations) Edit I wanted to open this post with these five words: Because I give a f--k. Because, deep down, I actually do. Well, I'd like to thin... Read More
It's Gonna Take Two Flushes! Friday, February 3, 2017 Red Bullshit Edit Sometimes, if the stars align (if it's Tuesday and I've got coverage for the wee ones), I just have to go. Regardless . I wish I... Read More