Now, This Is What God Watches Right Here. Tuesday, January 31, 2017 The G.O.A.T? Edit It probably wasn't everywhere, but it felt like it was. Radio commercials, T-shirts, the occasional belt buckle, highway signs and a... Read More
Pee On Yourself! Pee On Yourself! Wednesday, January 25, 2017 The Michael Jordan of Psychopaths Edit I'm currently reading Ghost Boy , the memoir of a South African man named Martin Pistorius. When Martin was very young, he became sick ... Read More
People Prepare For The Worst, Hope For The Best. Monday, January 23, 2017 Mmm Mmm Mmmm (for the smell of it) Edit I can't smell. At least not very...well. So, if science class taught me anything (and it didn't), it would only make sense that I... Read More
It Feels Really Nostalgic To Me. Thursday, January 19, 2017 Ooh La La Edit I recently got a new laptop. It's not as sexy as my old one, can't do nearly as much, but it's reliable and does the few things... Read More
Are You Guys Really Gonna Go Camping Out In Those Woods? Monday, January 16, 2017 I Was Dreamin' When I Wrote This (Forgive Me if it Goes Astray) Edit The summer of 1999 was over seventeen years ago. Back then, the twenty year-old version of myself didn't have a wife and kids to wor... Read More
That's A Heavy Story, Pop. Monday, January 9, 2017 Black and Yell Oh Edit I see my dad once a year. Twice if there's a funeral. Typically, when he's not serving us contextually exotic meals (he's a c... Read More