That's The Spirit.

Sure, I've talked some shit about it before, but in all seriousness, it's really great being a dad. Backed by an innate sense of ...

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I'm Mary Poppins, Y'all!

If you were my girlfriend in middle school (or high school, or college), or, more realistically , the girl I was too much of a pussy to ask...

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Let's Find A Home For His Spirit.

The last time I set foot in another country, I was seven years old. The last trip to a place I'd never been to before, was f--king Se...

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I'll Tell You What: I'm Never Eating At Benihana Again. I Don't Care Whose Birthday It Is.

The things we do in the middle of the night. Sometimes we regret them in the morning, but sometimes... they change our lives forever. ...

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If You Do Your Shtick The Whole Time, Then It Will No Longer Be A Shtick.

Even if I only reach one... As a teacher, there are times that you know your lesson is a dog. You realize that most of your students will...

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Three Is The Perfect Number

None of my friends are divorced. Yet . None of my co-workers have been let go or asked to retire early. So far. But I do know this one ...

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I Should Be The One That's Writing Angry Letters!

I get it. I do. It may sound strange to you...but I'm cool with it. It's just how some of us deal with things, I suppose. See, in...

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People Need Their History. It Gives Them Strength.

I can hear Jimi. Many years ago, when I heard this certain exchange in Ron Shelton's  White Men Can't Jump , I thought I understo...

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It's Not Possible For You To Be Here.

"I time every journey, to bump into you...accidentally..."                                         -  Franz Ferdinand's Dark...

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