Courage Sometimes Skips A Generation.

After years of working the same, sometimes degrading, often tedious job, I've always thought I should write a book about what I've ...

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It's Always A Little Pinchy In The Gooey Bag At First.

Austin Powers. Spider Man. Captain Jack Sparrow. All of the X-Men. Whoever the Hell Brendan Frasier played in The Mummy . The list goes on....

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I Thought It Was Something Else, That's All.

As another Mother's Day has come and gone, I'm left with an uneasy feeling . First, I didn't get my wife (my pregnant wife,...

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Did He Know It Was Your Birthday? I Mean, He's The Director, He's Kinda Busy.

Well, well. Turns out tonight is the second birthday for ol' . I know, it seems like just yesterday that the internet somehow got wor...

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Uh Oh. Told You These Outfits Would Get Us In Trouble.

Even though I run a pretty crappy movie blog, I do feel it's my duty to keep up with the films that everyone is talking about. What wor...

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I'm Really Glad I Got To Know You.

My dad reads a lot of news. I do not. He seeks stories from outside of the mainstream media. I do not. So whenever we talk, which isn...

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Don't Be A Don'ter.

If the last couple of times I had seen you,  I punched you square in the nuts (or equivalent lady parts) and stole your money - you'd h...

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