Release The Baby! Sunday, March 31, 2013 (Croody) Pebbles Edit Last week, there was an envelope left in the back of my Jeep. Even though I was the one who asked for it, I didn't even want to handle ... Read More
For Your Consideration - Lammys 2013 Wednesday, March 27, 2013 The Chump Stumping Edit One of the smartest things I ever did with this silly blogging endeavor was to join The Lamb . There, I have become friends with some real... Read More
Don't You Know That Words Ruin Everything? Tuesday, March 26, 2013 From My Heart Flow Edit While my writing suggests otherwise, I actually love words. In fact, they are my livelihood. Though as a middle school English teacher, I f... Read More
On A Scale Of 1 To 10? Pretty Bad. Thursday, March 21, 2013 Terror at 30000 feet Edit Occasionally, I'll get asked the question what is your favorite movie of all-time? Immediately I begin to stammer. Well, it depends. Wh... Read More
Don't Tell Me You Watched That Debacle? Monday, March 18, 2013 More like 'Decidedly Average and Timid' Edit When you see a couple at the movies, it's doubtful that you've ever wondered how'd they end up here? For my wife and I last Sat... Read More
I Don't Deserve To Be Sitting At Your Table. Sunday, March 17, 2013 Killer Joe Lite Edit I've had some bad Thanksgivings. The three worst ones, in no particular order, go something like this: #1. 1993. As is tradition, my ... Read More
I Just Wanted My Dog Back. Thursday, March 14, 2013 Ever see Frankenhooker? Edit Of all the perfectly clever things comedian George Carlin ever uttered, one thing has always stayed with me. When discussing the dogs he ha... Read More
Protect Yourself. Tuesday, March 12, 2013 Bop Action Edit Have you ever heard of Kidzbop ? It's one of these seemingly weekly collections of pop music churned out for the masses, performed by ... Read More
If It Gives Us Peace, Call It Anything You Wish. Thursday, March 7, 2013 Look Who's Taken Too Edit Let's just put it out there: I'm an idiot . There are many things that I can't do because of this fact, but let's just disc... Read More
I'd Rather Be Juggling Bananas. Sunday, March 3, 2013 Somebody Stop Me Edit While I'm not really interested in making any, I'm a sucker for a good list . One night, stumbling from movie blog to movie blog, I... Read More