Have you ever seen the show Shark Tank ? This has somehow become my wife's favorite show. Anyway, the premise is simple: A quartet of r...
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Honor Thy Consumer.
I'm a teacher. At an under performing school. We meet about test scores all the time. Then, we meet again. And again. Slowly but surely...
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However, Please Know, It Is With Sincere Regret That I Must Now Kill All Of You.
I remember this time in seventh grade when I had a bunch of friends over my house. Throughout the night I was eating Cheetos by the handful...
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It Means There's A Twelve-Foot Great White Shark In Here.
There are few moments that all of us will remember forever. These instances where time stood still and society, hell, humanity united in ...
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There Is No Life In This Body.
I remember this time in the 90's, when I was traveling through Europe on business. I was using a dodgy British accent, trying to bl...
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The Wind Must Have Blown It Open.
Lewis Black has a great bit about anticipation being the best part of life. His point, is that the moment just prior to whatever you'v...
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Holy Rabies!
No, Dad. I don't want to see that one. It scares me. This poster is all the plot summary you're getting out of me. That's...
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Because If I Weren't A Clown, I'd Be A Murderer.
You know that old story, where the shy, not-so-attractive guy, falls in love with the incredibly hot woman? And this chick, who of course...
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Stop Punishing Yourself, Sarah.
Being the hugely influential trendsetter I am, I've decided to try to watch more horror movies this October, to gear up for Halloween. ...
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