I Don't Like Human Beings. Wednesday, October 31, 2012 Don't leave me with the Germans Edit Have you ever seen the show Shark Tank ? This has somehow become my wife's favorite show. Anyway, the premise is simple: A quartet of r... Read More
Honor Thy Consumer. Saturday, October 27, 2012 Loaded Evolution Edit I'm a teacher. At an under performing school. We meet about test scores all the time. Then, we meet again. And again. Slowly but surely... Read More
However, Please Know, It Is With Sincere Regret That I Must Now Kill All Of You. Tuesday, October 23, 2012 Eight Is Enough Edit I remember this time in seventh grade when I had a bunch of friends over my house. Throughout the night I was eating Cheetos by the handful... Read More
It Means There's A Twelve-Foot Great White Shark In Here. Saturday, October 20, 2012 Shark Weak Edit There are few moments that all of us will remember forever. These instances where time stood still and society, hell, humanity united in ... Read More
There Is No Life In This Body. Monday, October 15, 2012 Bloodsucking Freaks Edit I remember this time in the 90's, when I was traveling through Europe on business. I was using a dodgy British accent, trying to bl... Read More
The Wind Must Have Blown It Open. Wednesday, October 10, 2012 What's that noise? I'll go check it out. Edit Lewis Black has a great bit about anticipation being the best part of life. His point, is that the moment just prior to whatever you'v... Read More
Holy Rabies! Monday, October 8, 2012 Father Knows Best? Edit No, Dad. I don't want to see that one. It scares me. This poster is all the plot summary you're getting out of me. That's... Read More
Because If I Weren't A Clown, I'd Be A Murderer. Sunday, October 7, 2012 Bizarre Love Triangle Edit You know that old story, where the shy, not-so-attractive guy, falls in love with the incredibly hot woman? And this chick, who of course... Read More
Stop Punishing Yourself, Sarah. Wednesday, October 3, 2012 Full House of Horrors Edit Being the hugely influential trendsetter I am, I've decided to try to watch more horror movies this October, to gear up for Halloween. ... Read More