Cool Kids Never Have The Time.

A fellow movie blogger, the esteemed Movie Waffler , asked me to contribute to a kickass blogathon he is running. The hook? Write a pi...

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Bring The Small Glasses.

My two-year old son is adamant about clearly identifying the world into two categories: boy things or girl things. He will tell my wife tha...

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Look Away, Abraham.

This past Sunday I was out in the backyard playing with my wife and son. Though I really didn't want to, my wife convinced me to set u...

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Thank You...For The Movie, Today. It Was A Gift.

As kids, I think we're all pretty much lost. Fitting in can be utterly taxing work (a lot of finding everything funny , there). The opp...

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What A Horrible Day. It's Only A Miracle That I'm Alive.

I debated on putting this one up here. I thought it was going to be so ridiculous, which it was, but I guess it says something about me tha...

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Ebert Wouldn't Wipe His Crack With This Trash.

I used to wait tables on a beach in Hawai'i. As anyone who has worked in a fancy (ish) hotel can attest - you see your fair share of ce...

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Leaving The Zoo Was The Best Thing That Ever Happened To Us.

It's very late, and I am hours removed from a ten-hour drive from South Carolina to where I live in Pennsylvania. Supposedly, we were o...

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You Know That I Will Settle For Nothing Short Of Greatness, Or I Will Die Trying.

My mom was pregnant with me when she saw Alien . I imagine at some point she wondered if the being  inside of her was going to burst out of...

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Can't Wear Underwear. Balls Don't Fit.

I think since my son was born, my wife and I have been out together five times. Two weddings, three dinner-and-a-movies , if I remember cor...

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