And she's got the most incredible body too... It's weird. Watching high school movies now doesn't necessarily remind me of ...
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It's No Slurpee.
Dude, that's what you get for going outside. Could I have survived that? What would I have done? Those two questions are what I as...
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What Went So Wrong In Your Life That You Ended Up Educating Children?
I think police officers must get tired of seeing their profession dramatized over and over. Maybe lawyers, too. But as a teacher, I feel tha...
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Witness Hell.
Well, alright . After my last theatrical experience was a little, um, girly, I decided to renew my man card and check out something a little...
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Hurt People Hurt People.
Writer/Director Noah Baumbach has produced some great work. Tonight's flick, Greenberg , doesn't make that list. The film has a f...
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No Measure Of Time With You Will Be Long Enough. But We'll Start With Forever.
Everybody has things in their life they say they will never do. Me? I will never type ell-oh-ell in a text (you see what I did there). I...
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Bets, Have You Ever Really Done It, All The Way?
When I was a kid, late night movies were all about letters. Oh, I'm not talking about PG and R . Uh-uh. I'm talking about the lette...
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Wow Is The Word You're Looking For.
Okay, I have to make this quick. I just finished 2008's The Brothers Bloom and I have to tell you, I loved it. I might regret this one ...
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I Told You, My Man Brad Just Crushes Ass.
Mike Judge gets a pass. No matter what. Not even counting his legendary television work, the man behind Office Space gets the benefit of th...
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You Know, You're Not As Popular As You Think You Are.
Everybody knows that the amount of money a movie makes at the box office does not reflect its quality. I mean, a lot of shitty movies have ...
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Start The Punishment!
Tony Jaa, I love you. I do. I loved The Protector . That sequence at the end is legendary. I've never seen anything like it. But where m...
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