Blogging Is Not Writing. It's Just Graffiti With Punctuation.

A new record was set at the local cinema tonight. I think I was almost in tears less than five minutes into Steven Soderbergh's Contagio...

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Blogging Is Not Writing. It's Just Graffiti With Punctuation.

A new record was set at the local cinema tonight. I think I was almost in tears less than five minutes into Steven Soderbergh's Contagio...

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My Hands Are A Little Dirty.

It's been some time since I've seen something that I unabashedly enjoyed. Tonight, I was afforded the opportunity to catch the intri...

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My Hands Are A Little Dirty.

It's been some time since I've seen something that I unabashedly enjoyed. Tonight, I was afforded the opportunity to catch the intri...

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I Can Feel My Thoughts...Fragmenting.

Moon rocks are like lava rocks times a billion. My crappy theater is awesome in one respect. They will let you use a free pass for a pa...

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I Can Feel My Thoughts...Fragmenting.

Moon rocks are like lava rocks times a billion. My crappy theater is awesome in one respect. They will let you use a free pass for a pa...

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Same Play! Same Hole!

Based on a true story. When it comes to my movie-going experiences, these five words have always bothered me. Today's film, The Express ...

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Same Play! Same Hole!

Based on a true story. When it comes to my movie-going experiences, these five words have always bothered me. Today's film, The Express ...

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Klaatu Barada Nikto.

Ah, 1951, I remember you well. You were the year that Bobby Thomson hit the shot heard 'round the world . You were the year the pill wa...

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If Your Vagina Is Anything Like My Hand...There Will Be No Problem.

I loved Pineapple Express . Frickin' loved it. Now, I've never met anyone who shares the adoration for that film like I do, but it d...

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That Was Me Seducing You. It Needs To Be The Other Way Around.

One of the best ballet movies ever. Remember that time your coach told you to go home and touch yourself? You were unsure, but you did i...

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Charlie, Here Comes The Deuce. And When You Speak Of Me, Speak Well.

Susan Sarandon has been old my entire life. I love baseball. I love movies. Shouldn't be too much of a stretch to say that I love b...

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Do Me A Favor. Pull The Trigger.

Do you recommend movies to your friends? I actually, try not to. At least in person, anyway. I always stress that I liked it. That's it...

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