Cinema 21 Update

Her name was Bri. It was early in my teaching career, and yet again, I was dying a slow death in the front of the room. I don't remem...

Mike Judge gets a pass. No matter what. Not even counting his legendary television work, the man behind Office Space gets the benefit of th...

My new job does not require me to speak. If I wanted to, I could probably go the full eight to twelve hours without saying a word. The othe...

When my lesson would end early, there would be instances where the only thing I could do was allow the dreaded free time. One afternoon, mi...

The privacy fence out back with the missing strips. The bedroom light that still doesn't have a fixture. That bare spot in the top co...

It was a square room. I got there first, and I took the back left corner, quickly affixing my Trainspotting poster to the wall, next to the...

A Chinese Lantern. William Shakepeare's signature.  The elusive Albino Humpback.  Someone genuinely excited about Scarlett Johans...

Twelve hours...and I can do anything I want? Like, anything-anything? That sounds f--king fantastic . I've got it. I know exactly wha...

I think it took the first one less than five minutes to firmly establish its hard R rating. Whether it was the incessant profanity, the ram...

Just do it. Three simple words made famous by Nike, but more or the less the mantra of authority across the world. From bosses to parents...

Remember when Chris Webber called a timeout he didn't have against North Carolina (and narrowly missed traveling before that...)? Or wh...

Her name was Bri. It was early in my teaching career, and yet again, I was dying a slow death in the front of the room. I don't remem...

Yes. No. Noooo. Probably. Oh God, yes.  No. No. Well... I don't even have to ask myself the question anymore. But the answer? ...

I don't remember when I stopped believing in Santa Claus. Honestly, I don't ever really remember starting to believe in him, eith...

When my lesson would end early, there would be instances where the only thing I could do was allow the dreaded free time. One afternoon, mi...

I'm going to type this here, only because I don't think I could ever say it anywhere else.  After a three and a half year battl...

Her name was Bri. It was early in my teaching career, and yet again, I was dying a slow death in the front of the room. I don't remem...

You know that old story, where the shy, not-so-attractive guy, falls in love with the incredibly hot woman? And this chick, who of course...

My closest friend in high school used to say that he wanted to die at 50. He was convinced that after that, life was simply not worth livin...

I think, at times, my wife wishes she was born in another era. Not one where I don't exist you clever bastard , but maybe more like the ...