I'm Gonna Watch You Till I Can't See You Anymore. September 07, 2015 Listen Rose You're (not) Gonna Get Of Here Edit Apparently, his name was Mikey. And while my family was having a nice time at the pool this past week, little Mikey decided, perhaps inad... Read More
I'm Gonna Watch You Till I Can't See You Anymore. August 02, 2015 Listen Rose You're (not) Gonna Get Of Here Edit Apparently, his name was Mikey. And while my family was having a nice time at the pool this past week, little Mikey decided, perhaps inad... Read More
I Don't Relate To That As Much. April 13, 2017 I'm Hip...I'm With It Edit Ninety-five percent of my 'professional' career has been in education, so I've only experienced a true office party once. It wa... Read More
You Need Something...Alive. April 16, 2018 Ringmaster of His Domain Edit I haven't been since I was six , but I still remember feeling it was a heck of a show on the ride home. I'm pretty sure my parent... Read More
Don't Kick That Can Down The Road. January 30, 2014 2 Friends 1 Cup Edit Ever since we left the hospital with our daughter, my wife and I have lived in a permanent state of unyielding chaos. But through it all, t... Read More
Thanks, Blaire. That Must Have Been Hard. June 18, 2015 Ghost in the Dell Edit With the new kid that showed up weeks before we graduated (I think his name was Ivan), my graduating class was thirty three kids strong. An... Read More
Thanks, Blaire. That Must Have Been Hard. May 06, 2015 Ghost in the Dell Edit With the new kid that showed up weeks before we graduated (I think his name was Ivan), my graduating class was thirty three kids strong. An... Read More
That Was Nuts What Happened In There. June 21, 2018 What an A-hole Edit Give me a second - carry the three - got it. I ran the numbers and while the math is good, the result is not. My wife and I have one coupl... Read More
I Could Use The Distraction, Actually. July 19, 2015 Shake Shake Shake...Shake Your Boobies Edit I'd say my personal number is probably around a dozen. I can't even remember most of them, other than the one in Pennsylvania where... Read More