So, You Do Know The Difference? July 23, 2015 Drum Machine Edit As much as I tend to avoid conflict in my life, it's always nice to have the occasional really big fight. I don't mean a physical a... Read More
So, You Do Know The Difference? June 18, 2015 Drum Machine Edit As much as I tend to avoid conflict in my life, it's always nice to have the occasional really big fight. I don't mean a physical a... Read More
Quit Being So F--King Mysterious. October 18, 2016 Make Hell Hot Again Edit Election season is a real punch in the dick. And even if you don't have a dick, I'm sure there's a dick you'd like to punch... Read More
Welcome To Hell. April 10, 2013 Cobra-la-la-la-lame Edit When you have a bad experience, if you're like me, often you're looking for some reason as to why things went south. Maybe even a ... Read More
Murder Is The Worst Sin Of All. March 14, 2017 Mel's Hell Edit Depending on the situation, I'm not sure what makes one person a hero, yet another person a total f--king moron. Is it the intent? Or t... Read More
Dude, A Stool? February 09, 2015 The Walking Dutch Edit The summer after my freshman year of college, I took my dad to see Saving Private Ryan . As we were walking to the car, I distinctly reca... Read More
Dude, A Stool? February 09, 2015 The Walking Dutch Edit The summer after my freshman year of college, I took my dad to see Saving Private Ryan . As we were walking to the car, I distinctly reca... Read More
It's Like, Extra Sad When A Hot Chick Dies. August 29, 2012 Octavia Spencer Either Way Edit The things we do for love. A few weeks ago, my wife accompanied me to Blockbuster to help me choose our next movie to watch. First thing I ... Read More
How About The Inside Of An Ambulance? January 04, 2013 Reacher Feature Edit In my teaching career, I have come across many kids with questionable names. You get the roster, and your heart sinks. Sometimes, it's ... Read More
It's The Behavior Of An Incredibly Immature Person. December 30, 2014 Big Daddies and Little Sisters Edit The more I think about it, the more I feel like Christmas is becoming an obstacle in my life, something that must be survived, if not altog... Read More