If Only You'd Been A Little Faster. June 08, 2014 Penn Ultimate Eastwood Edit No thanks, I'm good. That's what I would say, whenever anybody offered me a ride. There I was, trudging home in the blazing Hawai... Read More
If Only You'd Been A Little Faster. June 08, 2014 Penn Ultimate Eastwood Edit No thanks, I'm good. That's what I would say, whenever anybody offered me a ride. There I was, trudging home in the blazing Hawai... Read More
Horrible Feedback From Everybody. September 12, 2016 You're not the Boss of me Edit Yes, I love her. A lot. But work with her? Professionally? No f--king way. Oh, it's happened once, no twice before, but we were young... Read More
Wrapped Candies! May 23, 2014 Never thought I'd love a Ranger Edit What's that old saying? Hate brings us together. Hmm...that might not be it. But it's close, I'm sure. Anyway, it's pr... Read More
Wrapped Candies! May 23, 2014 Never thought I'd love a Ranger Edit What's that old saying? Hate brings us together. Hmm...that might not be it. But it's close, I'm sure. Anyway, it's pr... Read More
Can You Stop Touching Me Now? March 30, 2017 It's Morphine Time! Edit I feel like I've been down this road before, but since this is a site about movies, it kind of goes with the territory. At this rate, y... Read More
I Could Use The Distraction, Actually. July 19, 2015 Shake Shake Shake...Shake Your Boobies Edit I'd say my personal number is probably around a dozen. I can't even remember most of them, other than the one in Pennsylvania where... Read More
Did He Put His Puppet In Your Mouth? December 31, 2016 Special Delivery Edit If each of our lives has a million moments, the moment your child is born is like, top two or three . I know it's cliche as f--k, but o... Read More
Heaven Help Us All. April 11, 2016 Black Wives Madder Edit When I used to wear a blue shirt, and peddle electronics at a large, soul-sucking electronics superstore , the highlight of my day were the... Read More