Never Know How Your Day Is Gonna Turn Out. July 08, 2014 Eight-Legged Freakout Edit In Home Alone , it was used to aid in self-defense. In Spider-Man , it gave Peter Parker his powers. And in The Return of the King , it... Read More
Never Know How Your Day Is Gonna Turn Out. July 08, 2014 Eight-Legged Freakout Edit In Home Alone , it was used to aid in self-defense. In Spider-Man , it gave Peter Parker his powers. And in The Return of the King , it... Read More
There's A Dead Woman In This House. And You Let Her In. August 21, 2016 It's Always Dark (In My Ass) Edit In addition to the required elements of nitrogen, phosphorus and potassium, I'm utterly convinced that my family tree was also fertiliz... Read More
I've Gotta Spend The Rest Of My Life With Myself. April 06, 2017 Teenagers Scare...the Living Shit out of Me Edit I, like everyone else who has ever jammed their phone in your face, have two wonderful children, one almost eight, the other almost four. T... Read More
He Don't Like Strangers Peeing On Him. April 30, 2014 True Dicks Edit This is going to be my selesai post. See, I have this idea for a movie, you guys, that's so good, I'm probably done working for f... Read More
He Don't Like Strangers Peeing On Him. April 30, 2014 True Dicks Edit This is going to be my selesai post. See, I have this idea for a movie, you guys, that's so good, I'm probably done working for f... Read More
You Work With What You Got, Not With What You Hoped For. July 17, 2018 That ain't a mint on your pillow Edit I'm good for at least three or four a year. One to two of them are adults only , meaning our anniversary or my wife's birthday.... Read More
I Can't Promise What's Gonna Show Up At The Door. May 16, 2014 Labor Pains Edit I'm not very handy. At least as far as 'around the house' is concerned. You need an obscure movie title, or a poorly written se... Read More
I Can't Promise What's Gonna Show Up At The Door. May 16, 2014 Labor Pains Edit I'm not very handy. At least as far as 'around the house' is concerned. You need an obscure movie title, or a poorly written se... Read More