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Hey Anna, Could You Get The Phone?

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In middle school, I was in love with this girl named Heather. She had short, really-light blonde hair and exceptionally blue eyes. I loved h...
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I Had A Dream Last Night. That You Were Dead.

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The privacy fence out back with the missing strips. The bedroom light that still doesn't have a fixture. That bare spot in the top co...
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