We f--ked up. Big time. My wife and I must have been smoking some good shit the day we decided to buy our house. Well, we don't actua...
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Don't Be A Don'ter.
If the last couple of times I had seen you, I punched you square in the nuts (or equivalent lady parts) and stole your money - you'd h...
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You're Ridiculous. This Place Is Ridiculous.
My wife and I have been together since 2001. In the dozen years that have passed, there's never been any wavering or separation. Basica...
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If You Do Your Shtick The Whole Time, Then It Will No Longer Be A Shtick.
Even if I only reach one... As a teacher, there are times that you know your lesson is a dog. You realize that most of your students will...
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Do Yourself A Favor, And Just Go With It.
In politics, it's like the worst thing you can be called . If you dare to change your mind about something (assuming, of course, after ...
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I'm Not Really Into Digging Up Dead Things.
As a little kid, I loved school. Loved it. But if there was one thing that meant more to the seven-year old version of myself than learning...
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I'm Mary Poppins, Y'all!
If you were my girlfriend in middle school (or high school, or college), or, more realistically , the girl I was too much of a pussy to ask...
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Can You Stop Touching Me Now?
I feel like I've been down this road before, but since this is a site about movies, it kind of goes with the territory. At this rate, y...
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We'll See Each Other Again. I Believe That.
I would have gushed over Titanic . Like a schoolgirl. Probably spread my arms wide and sailed around my dorm room. Hell, Avatar , too. I...
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