You're Blind To Everything. October 07, 2013 Seven Nights in Paris Edit We f--ked up. Big time. My wife and I must have been smoking some good shit the day we decided to buy our house. Well, we don't actua... Read More
Don't Be A Don'ter. May 01, 2013 Seven Minute Abs Edit If the last couple of times I had seen you, I punched you square in the nuts (or equivalent lady parts) and stole your money - you'd h... Read More
You're Ridiculous. This Place Is Ridiculous. February 15, 2013 Califorlorn Love, Crappy Valentine's Day Edit My wife and I have been together since 2001. In the dozen years that have passed, there's never been any wavering or separation. Basica... Read More
If You Do Your Shtick The Whole Time, Then It Will No Longer Be A Shtick. May 04, 2017 So Much Drama Edit Even if I only reach one... As a teacher, there are times that you know your lesson is a dog. You realize that most of your students will... Read More
Do Yourself A Favor, And Just Go With It. June 09, 2016 Turtle Power to the People Edit In politics, it's like the worst thing you can be called . If you dare to change your mind about something (assuming, of course, after ... Read More
I'm Not Really Into Digging Up Dead Things. December 28, 2013 More Like a Six Foot Turkey Edit As a little kid, I loved school. Loved it. But if there was one thing that meant more to the seven-year old version of myself than learning... Read More
I'm Mary Poppins, Y'all! May 16, 2017 Just Press (Fore)Play Edit If you were my girlfriend in middle school (or high school, or college), or, more realistically , the girl I was too much of a pussy to ask... Read More
Can You Stop Touching Me Now? March 30, 2017 It's Morphine Time! Edit I feel like I've been down this road before, but since this is a site about movies, it kind of goes with the territory. At this rate, y... Read More
We'll See Each Other Again. I Believe That. February 07, 2016 Unless He Kills Me On a Bridge (Of Course) Edit I would have gushed over Titanic . Like a schoolgirl. Probably spread my arms wide and sailed around my dorm room. Hell, Avatar , too. I... Read More