The American People Don't Need This! August 03, 2018 But Not The Last Edit Twelve hours...and I can do anything I want? Like, anything-anything? That sounds f--king fantastic . I've got it. I know exactly wha... Read More
This Is Stupid. August 03, 2018 Impossible is Nothing Edit Take five minutes and look up the Kyle Maynard story. Go ahead, I'll wait. Hell, you probably won't even need all five of them to b... Read More
A Creature From The Future, Made With Parts From The Past. July 31, 2018 Attack of the Clones Edit A Chinese Lantern. William Shakepeare's signature. The elusive Albino Humpback. Someone genuinely excited about Scarlett Johans... Read More
You Are The World's Greatest Grandma. July 31, 2018 A Quantum Leap of Faith Edit My wife, seated three seats to my right, leaned forward, beaming . She was saying something, but with my brother Bryan next to me, and Viol... Read More
She Isn't Gone. July 23, 2018 It Was A Piece of Cake Edit I should have just went to sleep. Yeah, I was a little bit spooked, sure, but it was late. No one would have questioned me if I had gon... Read More
I Actually Kind Of Like That. July 23, 2018 The OG League Edit Remember when Chris Webber called a timeout he didn't have against North Carolina (and narrowly missed traveling before that...)? Or wh... Read More
You Work With What You Got, Not With What You Hoped For. July 17, 2018 That ain't a mint on your pillow Edit I'm good for at least three or four a year. One to two of them are adults only , meaning our anniversary or my wife's birthday.... Read More