Why Is Sex Even Bad?

My prom night was the worst. Full-on golden sombrero. 1) I took my best friend's girlfriend. K looking. 2) I was named prom king, bu...

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Sometimes, I Think I Might Be Unlovable.

Like a poorly-wrapped Christmas present, you totally know what you're going to get when you visit . For over six years now, this blog...

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Horrible Feedback From Everybody.

Yes, I love her. A lot. But work with her? Professionally? No f--king way. Oh, it's happened once, no twice before, but we were young...

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You're Pretty Good At Whacking Guys Off, Bro.

Founded by Peter Jackson in the late nineties, the island nation of New Zealand is one of my (current) favorite places on the planet. Oh, I...

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I Think Maybe We Should Only See Other People.

Sorry, ladies. I'm totally married. Have been for...uh, almost eight years. I think. But prior to putting a ring on it (a phrase I f-...

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Yeah, I Never Would Have Won That Fight.

Whenever the (stupid) question would come up, I'd always be quick to say, without a doubt, deaf. I need to be able to see, so if I had ...

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Yeah, I Never Would Have Won That Fight.

Whenever the (stupid) question would come up, I'd always be quick to say, without a doubt, deaf. I need to be able to see, so if I had ...

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How Many Good Guys Are Left?

Two weeks ago, I took my son Matthew to an opening-night movie with me. I was a little nervous about the whole thing, only because he's...

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