My wife, seated three seats to my right, leaned forward, beaming . She was saying something, but with my brother Bryan next to me, and Viol...
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Why Is Sex Even Bad?
My prom night was the worst. Full-on golden sombrero. 1) I took my best friend's girlfriend. K looking. 2) I was named prom king, bu...
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I Wished That You Liked Me.
My senior year in high school couldn't have been more idyllic. I attended a super-small private high school tucked away in a rainy town...
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Looks Like We Got A War On Our Hands.
Billboards, of any kind, are not allowed in Hawa'i. Banned. Outlawed. Not happening. F--k off, McDonald's. Eat a dick, State Farm I...
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It's Me. I'm A Mess. I Need To Get My Shit Together.
As a former frequent flyer of the friendly skies, I've certainly had my share of delays, cancellations and missed flights. They totally...
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We Might Die Together. And I Don't Even Know You.
When it comes to traveling with Kate Winslet, uh, cinematically, I've got a little good news and a little bad news for you. The good ne...
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You Need Something...Alive.
I haven't been since I was six , but I still remember feeling it was a heck of a show on the ride home. I'm pretty sure my parent...
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You Can Hit Me If You Want. But Leave The Flower Alone.
I'm not a fighter. Got kicked around by my older brothers a bunch when I was little, had a few minor altercations (with friends, mos...
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