Did I Tell You About My Birthday? Friday, June 29, 2018 I Just Turned Slevin Edit The Magnificent. Pounds. Years (both Itch and In Tibet) Days in Entebbe. The number seven has been celebrated in many things c... Read More
The Rabbit Is Correct. Oh Snap Edit Ten years is a long time to do anything. Especially considering many people have an attention span measured in syllabl-... and I've los... Read More
That Was Nuts What Happened In There. Thursday, June 21, 2018 What an A-hole Edit Give me a second - carry the three - got it. I ran the numbers and while the math is good, the result is not. My wife and I have one coupl... Read More
Why Is Sex Even Bad? The Sequel Should Be Called PUNTERS Edit My prom night was the worst. Full-on golden sombrero. 1) I took my best friend's girlfriend. K looking. 2) I was named prom king, bu... Read More
Look, No One Cares About You Now. Monday, June 18, 2018 The Adventures of Shirtless Boy and Legless Girl Edit Ah, the things we do for the people we care about. Some people will skulk around a deserted wasteland for days, where the only happy face... Read More
Your Father Will Always Protect You. F--king Nuts! Edit I have been a father for almost nine years. And outside of the rad homemade cards from the kids (and the fact that I'm, quite literal... Read More
Some Of Us Live Better In A Broken World. Saturday, June 16, 2018 Quite the Pair Edit Peanut butter and jelly. Eggs and bacon. Captain America's ass and fill lighting. While the aforementioned are all spectacular exam... Read More
These Days, Reality Is A Bummer. Refer Madness Edit Read any of these posts. Talk to me for more than five minutes. Fine, three will probably do, too. Chances are, I'll make a reference... Read More
I Wished That You Liked Me. Thursday, June 7, 2018 And in this corner...Mom. Edit My senior year in high school couldn't have been more idyllic. I attended a super-small private high school tucked away in a rainy town... Read More