There Is Nowhere You Could Go, That I Won't Be With You. Tuesday, November 29, 2016 Stupid Haole Edit In fifth grade we had this lady named Kumu Liana as our Hawaiian Studies teacher. She had light brown skin and wore a straw hat with a lone... Read More
I Ain't Got The Brains To Make This Up. Friday, November 25, 2016 (Not All That) Magically Delicious Edit I was definitely late to the party the first time. Very late . I wasn't even sure what the Hell the big deal was, honestly. A series ... Read More
Dazzle Them With The Basics. Tuesday, November 22, 2016 This Isn't How I Go (to the movies) Edit I don't want to know. Ever. I've got enough to worry about as it is. Overwhelmingly joyous, or heart-crushingly awful, please, wh... Read More
There's Always A Bright Side! Thursday, November 17, 2016 Hair Today Gone Tomorrow? Edit As a kid, coming home covered in it was likely the sign of a very good day at school. Probably made something really nice for mom to stare ... Read More
All I Need Is...Possible. Monday, November 14, 2016 Strange in a Stranger Land Edit For a couple of months in my twenties, I worked in the dank bowels of an urban hospital. It was mindless, windowless work, where I essentia... Read More
You're All Barely-Functioning, Self-Absorbed Weirdos. Friday, November 11, 2016 An Odd Number (of Chairs) Edit A couple weeks back, my good friend Dunphy finally got married to his long-time girlfriend, Julie. And while it looks to be one of the la... Read More
You Got Anything Better? Sunday, November 6, 2016 The King and His Empire (of Dirt) Edit Fifteen to twenty years ago, they were gonna kill us with battery-sized tumors forming on our brains. Now, it seems they'll help us k... Read More