You Know We're Going On A Special Trip, Don't You? Sunday, October 30, 2016 The Hill I Died On Edit While I might be a tad cautious with actual currency , I tend to lose my f--king mind when given a gift card. Even the most trivial thing c... Read More
Tell Me Something Good. Wednesday, October 19, 2016 Well Kiss My Crippled Ass Edit At the one end, you've got Professor X. He's invading minds, looking dapper, and pretty much better than you in every single way. A... Read More
Quit Being So F--King Mysterious. Tuesday, October 18, 2016 Make Hell Hot Again Edit Election season is a real punch in the dick. And even if you don't have a dick, I'm sure there's a dick you'd like to punch... Read More
My Wife Doesn't Act Like This. Wednesday, October 12, 2016 Forever Holding My Piece Edit Our photographer sucked. We didn't even get a videographer. I failed to invite any of my co-workers, some of whom are now basically f... Read More
You Have Never Been A More Endangered Species Than You Are At This Moment. Monday, October 10, 2016 Welcome to the Jungle Edit When a major Hollywood studio remakes something that people consider a classic , it's supposed to end up some soul-less cash grab that ... Read More
There's Something Wrong With This Place Monday, October 3, 2016 An Extremely Slow Burn Edit If you ever get the chance, look up the story of Centralia . It's a small town in Pennsylvania that has been all but abandoned after a ... Read More