Sunshine Blogger Award (2016 Edition) Monday, August 29, 2016 I Got That Sunshine In My Pocket Edit Awww...flowers? You shouldn't have. No really. What the f--k, man? I hate flowers. Sati, my dearest friend and head-honcho at the ... Read More
Against The Crowd '16: Blogathon Thursday, August 25, 2016 Go to Dell! Edit My main man Dell (and his co-host KG) is once again hosting his annual Against the Crowd blogathon, and even though I'm very much up... Read More
There's A Dead Woman In This House. And You Let Her In. Sunday, August 21, 2016 It's Always Dark (In My Ass) Edit In addition to the required elements of nitrogen, phosphorus and potassium, I'm utterly convinced that my family tree was also fertiliz... Read More
The Great Beyond Is Bullshit! Thursday, August 18, 2016 Cleanup in Aisle 69 Edit If the only thing that awaits us at the end of our lives is certain death, it's fairly reasonable to say that we should all just be coo... Read More
You're Pretty Good At Whacking Guys Off, Bro. Tuesday, August 16, 2016 Tenacious MeDina Edit Founded by Peter Jackson in the late nineties, the island nation of New Zealand is one of my (current) favorite places on the planet. Oh, I... Read More
For Two Sweet Seconds, I Had Hope. Thursday, August 11, 2016 30 Seconds to Uranus Edit I've spent the better part of the last week driving in one massive f--king circle. I've driven in torrential downpours, immense fog... Read More
How Can Any Man Be In Love With Such A Disgusting Creature? Wednesday, August 3, 2016 Not Part of Anyone's World Edit As a high-school sophomore in 1995, I took my first film class. Somewhere early in the syllabus, our teacher, Mr. Clarke, dropped The Litt... Read More
It's Very Important That I Have Watchers. Tuesday, August 2, 2016 Pokemon Go F--k Yourself Edit I've never been to a rooftop party. I stopped wearing a backpack in fifth grade. And I totally don't have a (possibly gay) friend f... Read More