Awww...flowers? You shouldn't have. No really. What the f--k, man? I hate flowers. Sati, my dearest friend and head-honcho at the ...
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Home » Archive for August 2016
Against The Crowd '16: Blogathon
My main man Dell (and his co-host KG) is once again hosting his annual Against the Crowd blogathon, and even though I'm very much up...
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There's A Dead Woman In This House. And You Let Her In.
In addition to the required elements of nitrogen, phosphorus and potassium, I'm utterly convinced that my family tree was also fertiliz...
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The Great Beyond Is Bullshit!
If the only thing that awaits us at the end of our lives is certain death, it's fairly reasonable to say that we should all just be coo...
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You're Pretty Good At Whacking Guys Off, Bro.
Founded by Peter Jackson in the late nineties, the island nation of New Zealand is one of my (current) favorite places on the planet. Oh, I...
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For Two Sweet Seconds, I Had Hope.
I've spent the better part of the last week driving in one massive f--king circle. I've driven in torrential downpours, immense fog...
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How Can Any Man Be In Love With Such A Disgusting Creature?
As a high-school sophomore in 1995, I took my first film class. Somewhere early in the syllabus, our teacher, Mr. Clarke, dropped The Litt...
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It's Very Important That I Have Watchers.
I've never been to a rooftop party. I stopped wearing a backpack in fifth grade. And I totally don't have a (possibly gay) friend f...
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