Twenty years ago, my older brother Bryan took me to see the first Independence Day movie. I distinctly remember three things about that day...
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I'm Going To Keep You Alive.
I'm assuming that the inevitable nuclear fallout will be f--king terrible. Like, yeah, it'll kinda suck being eviscerated at a pl...
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You Know, I Think I'm Gonna Remember You.
Last year, upon the successful completion of kindergarten, my wife and I decided to give ourselves yet another living creature to care for ...
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I Think The History I Know Is A Little Different.
If given the opportunity to undo large portions of the past, I really don't know where I'd start. I've lost a few extremely imp...
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Pluck My Life.
Placing things in a proper perspective is supposed to make you feel better. You're knee deep in shit? Well, at least it's not up t...
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We Were Very Cool For Our School District.
Stop me if you've heard this one, but my parents used to send me across the country to visit my grandparents for the entire f--king sum...
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Dude, I'm Just Pissed That You Don't Suck.
Regarding the need to be popular in high school, I heard it once described as running for mayor of a town that won't exist in four year...
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Do Yourself A Favor, And Just Go With It.
In politics, it's like the worst thing you can be called . If you dare to change your mind about something (assuming, of course, after ...
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