I Honestly Didn't Think That Was Going To Work. Thursday, June 30, 2016 See You in 2036 Edit Twenty years ago, my older brother Bryan took me to see the first Independence Day movie. I distinctly remember three things about that day... Read More
I'm Going To Keep You Alive. Wednesday, June 29, 2016 Can You Dig It? Edit I'm assuming that the inevitable nuclear fallout will be f--king terrible. Like, yeah, it'll kinda suck being eviscerated at a pl... Read More
You Know, I Think I'm Gonna Remember You. Tuesday, June 28, 2016 One Fish Two Fish Dead Fish Blue Fish Edit Last year, upon the successful completion of kindergarten, my wife and I decided to give ourselves yet another living creature to care for ... Read More
I Think The History I Know Is A Little Different. Sunday, June 26, 2016 Okay...Let's Try This Again Edit If given the opportunity to undo large portions of the past, I really don't know where I'd start. I've lost a few extremely imp... Read More
Pluck My Life. Tuesday, June 21, 2016 Make Me A Bird. So I Can Fly Far. Far Far Away From Here Edit Placing things in a proper perspective is supposed to make you feel better. You're knee deep in shit? Well, at least it's not up t... Read More
We Were Very Cool For Our School District. Thursday, June 16, 2016 Just One Day Out Of Life Edit Stop me if you've heard this one, but my parents used to send me across the country to visit my grandparents for the entire f--king sum... Read More
Dude, I'm Just Pissed That You Don't Suck. Tuesday, June 14, 2016 This Girl is Sketchy Edit Regarding the need to be popular in high school, I heard it once described as running for mayor of a town that won't exist in four year... Read More
Do Yourself A Favor, And Just Go With It. Thursday, June 9, 2016 Turtle Power to the People Edit In politics, it's like the worst thing you can be called . If you dare to change your mind about something (assuming, of course, after ... Read More