That's Right. I'm Switching Sides.

My daughter is not in a sorority. But she could be. She's young. She's pretty cute, She's totally outgoing, And, no...

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It Is Not Okay.

Every summer my wife and I take our kids to the Baltimore Zoo. Fancy, right? Anyway, as the kids get older, the trip gets better. Not onl...

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Oh, Hang It All.

I was in high school when I first saw it. There, right on the cover of a beloved Disney classic, stood a massive golden dick. It was my f...

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The World Owes The Avengers An Unpayable Debt.

recently turned five years old. I know, I know, hold your applause, please.  *crickets* In that half-decade, I have desperately tr...

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Because It's My Birthday, And I Wants It.

Welp, it's that time again. Might as well start defrosting Fudgie the Whale. Five years ago this evening, I pressed 'post', o...

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He's A Notorious Troublemaker, My Lady.

Twenty-four hours from now, I'll have seen Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice . And while the early reviews aren't exactly favorabl...

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Yeah, I Never Would Have Won That Fight.

Whenever the (stupid) question would come up, I'd always be quick to say, without a doubt, deaf. I need to be able to see, so if I had ...

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Because It's My Birthday, And I Wants It.

Welp, it's that time again. Might as well start defrosting Fudgie the Whale. Five years ago this evening, I pressed 'post', o...

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Because It's My Birthday, And I Wants It.

Welp, it's that time again. Might as well start defrosting Fudgie the Whale. Five years ago this evening, I pressed 'post', o...

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Turns Out You Were Right. I Should Dream Smaller.

It's readily apparent that, almost seven years ago, everything went smoothly at the hospital. The safeguards put in place to make sure ...

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