Just Tell 'Em I Wasn't Here. Sunday, April 24, 2016 Mexico Matos Edit Stick to what you're good at. That's something people say, right? Sure it is. I usually hear it when I'm dancing, singing, do... Read More
That's A Lot Of Dead Whores. Hollywood Foreign Flesh Edit Some guys like the Grammys. That's cool. I mean, I appreciate them, respect them...but they're not something that turns my head. Sa... Read More
You Didn't Make History, Henry. You Helped End It. Wreck-It Ralph All Over the Place Edit Honestly, I'm probably the least hardcore guy you've (n)ever met. No tattoos, no piercings. No rad facial hair, or gnarly scarrin... Read More
Just Tell 'Em I Wasn't Here. Mexico Matos Edit Stick to what you're good at. That's something people say, right? Sure it is. I usually hear it when I'm dancing, singing, do... Read More
Yeah, I Never Would Have Won That Fight. Thursday, April 21, 2016 Little Baby Don't Say a Word Edit Whenever the (stupid) question would come up, I'd always be quick to say, without a doubt, deaf. I need to be able to see, so if I had ... Read More
We Will Conquer This Wilderness. It Will Not Consume Us. Are you there God? It's me Thomasin. Edit There are some moments only the forest can inspire. These are the words the breathy narrator utters about half-way through a radio commer... Read More
How Many Good Guys Are Left? Good Parenting v My Parenting Edit Two weeks ago, I took my son Matthew to an opening-night movie with me. I was a little nervous about the whole thing, only because he's... Read More
On Your Bike, Bitch. Wednesday, April 20, 2016 Clowns to the left of me...Jokers to the right Edit 1971 and 1973. Two years apart. My older brothers grew up with each other. Had bunk beds, shared clothes, almost burnt down the house and... Read More