We Will Conquer This Wilderness. It Will Not Consume Us. Sunday, February 21, 2016 Are you there God? It's me Thomasin. Edit There are some moments only the forest can inspire. These are the words the breathy narrator utters about half-way through a radio commer... Read More
Die With The Lie. Topless Psychic From Mallrats Edit I've been robbed once. At least, only one time that I'm fully aware of, apparently, as the thieves stole every dime I had... in my ... Read More
I Got The Cure To El Everything. Thursday, February 18, 2016 Yo Deadpool I Wanna Like...Taste You Edit Sitting in the theater last Thursday night, I got to rub elbows with some die-hard comic book fans. Literally, mind you, as the f--king pla... Read More
I Don't Think I'll Ever Understand Why So Few People Care About History. Alternate Title? Frozen Edit New Year's Eve is that magically awful place where many of us find ourselves looking either forward or backward, simply because that sh... Read More
Of Course They're Kooks. It's All Make-Believe. Tuesday, February 16, 2016 Another Snow Day? Thank God. Edit It's safe to say that I'll never run a company that makes movies. But... but... I almost ran a company that shows movies. At least,... Read More
I Had Quite A Revelation Tonight. Two hand touch(ed) Edit We're all adults, right? Of course we are, as children don't read words on the internet. And if there's one thing adults know,... Read More
Heaven Help Us All. Wednesday, February 10, 2016 Black Wives Madder Edit When I used to wear a blue shirt, and peddle electronics at a large, soul-sucking electronics superstore , the highlight of my day were the... Read More
You Don't Meet A Girl Like That Every Dynasty. Brown's Sick With Yellow Fever Edit You know how for the last few weeks you couldn't stop thinking about Christmas? Well, neither could my students. And as we limped head... Read More
I Ought To Be God To You. Sunday, February 7, 2016 At First I Was Afraid...I Was Petrified Edit I almost died. Among all the stupid things people say, this one has always rubbed me the wrong way. I know it's an expression, and... Read More