I hate other people's houses. Clearly there's something (potentially very) wrong with me, but I never quite feel comfortable in so...
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I Enjoyed The Silence Too Much.
This is my 500th post. I have reviewed every single movie I have completed in the last five years in the exact order I've watched the...
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Now You'll Learn What's Hell In Yankee Land.
Apparently, there's a drug duduk kasus in this country? Wait. What? Now, I'm not much of a drug user, legal or otherwise, but I ...
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Whoever Did This Is A Demented Son Of A Bitch.
I don't remember when I stopped believing in Santa Claus. Honestly, I don't ever really remember starting to believe in him, eith...
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Y'all Wanna Lie On The Ground And Make Snow Angels Together?
Roughly thirty years ago , I fell in love with a storytelling genre I didn't even know existed - the murder mystery. The film that open...
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You're Me, And More.
Dear Violet, As I write this, you're laying in your crib (mostly) asleep. You've had a nasty cough the last couple of days, but t...
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Scouts Forever!
As kids, we weren't exactly encouraged to participate in any extra-curricular activities. On the off chance that one of the five of us ...
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I Don't Know How To Make This Work!
Before the internet, us kids had to earn our naked women. And I'll never forget the day in ninth grade when one of my friends stole an...
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Whose Juices Have I Tasted?
Yes. No. Noooo. Probably. Oh God, yes. No. No. Well... I don't even have to ask myself the question anymore. But the answer? ...
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