I'll Take No Pleasure In It, I Promise. Saturday, January 30, 2016 Put these Doll Parts in your Hole Edit I hate other people's houses. Clearly there's something (potentially very) wrong with me, but I never quite feel comfortable in so... Read More
I Enjoyed The Silence Too Much. Or What I'd Like to Avoid on Most Days Edit This is my 500th post. I have reviewed every single movie I have completed in the last five years in the exact order I've watched the... Read More
Now You'll Learn What's Hell In Yankee Land. Thursday, January 28, 2016 You Just Keep On Pushing My Love Edit Apparently, there's a drug duduk kasus in this country? Wait. What? Now, I'm not much of a drug user, legal or otherwise, but I ... Read More
Whoever Did This Is A Demented Son Of A Bitch. The Weather Outside is Frightening (it was 73 today) Edit I don't remember when I stopped believing in Santa Claus. Honestly, I don't ever really remember starting to believe in him, eith... Read More
Y'all Wanna Lie On The Ground And Make Snow Angels Together? Monday, January 25, 2016 Wanna Play A Bored Game? Edit Roughly thirty years ago , I fell in love with a storytelling genre I didn't even know existed - the murder mystery. The film that open... Read More
You're Me, And More. Dad the Dinosaur Edit Dear Violet, As I write this, you're laying in your crib (mostly) asleep. You've had a nasty cough the last couple of days, but t... Read More
Scouts Forever! Tuesday, January 19, 2016 Fly Like an Eagle (Scout) Edit As kids, we weren't exactly encouraged to participate in any extra-curricular activities. On the off chance that one of the five of us ... Read More
I Don't Know How To Make This Work! Judging Bull Edit Before the internet, us kids had to earn our naked women. And I'll never forget the day in ninth grade when one of my friends stole an... Read More
Whose Juices Have I Tasted? Monday, January 18, 2016 Well If You're Offering Edit Yes. No. Noooo. Probably. Oh God, yes. No. No. Well... I don't even have to ask myself the question anymore. But the answer? ... Read More