Did He Put His Puppet In Your Mouth? Saturday, December 31, 2016 Special Delivery Edit If each of our lives has a million moments, the moment your child is born is like, top two or three . I know it's cliche as f--k, but o... Read More
It's A Crucial Period For Her, Too. Who Needs a Chainsaw When You've Got a Tunnel? Edit If movies have taught me anything, there's an undeniable magic when it comes to riding the rails . Literally so, I suppose, when Harr... Read More
Real Talent. From Real Life. That's What Audiences Want To See. Friday, December 30, 2016 A Competition Where We All Lose Edit I was kind of all in with Justin and Kelly. Even hung around for Ruben and Fantasia, if you can believe it. Eventually though, like the re... Read More
If You Put Your Bat-Signal In The Air, I'll Be There. Tuesday, December 27, 2016 Wishing for More Wishes Edit I don't care what your eyes (sometimes) tell you. Or what your heart says half the time. Or what the news says always. And that one gu... Read More
This Is Not A Slice Of Pie. This Is A Slice Of Heaven. Thursday, December 22, 2016 Air Force One Day in Chicago, Make America Date Again Edit Wait, you're saying he took her out on a date, in the daytime and.... and had thoughtful conversation about relevant topics? What? And... Read More
I Fear Nothing. All Is As The Force Wills It. Tuesday, December 20, 2016 (The Real) Suicide Squad Edit There's nothing like a surprise ending in a film. You're sitting there, comfortable in every sense of the word, and then bam! You ... Read More
No One Wants To See Your Dick, Dude. Thursday, December 15, 2016 But These Two Gumshoes...Are Picking Up the Slack Edit I get it ladies. I do. And I don't think there's anything to be ashamed of. In fact, as long as I can remember, I knew there was so... Read More
I Need To Get A Life Of My Own. And So Do You. Tuesday, December 6, 2016 Geez Louise Edit In my previous post, I went on an on about how Mom is the real jagoan of the family. Always has been, always will be. Mom deals with everyt... Read More
Moms Don't Quit! Sunday, December 4, 2016 A Mom I'd Love to Thank Edit Don't tell anyone, but being Dad is the best . Wouldn't trade it for the world. Oh, not like, actually having kids or anything, a... Read More