I Don't Know How To Make This Work! Sunday, November 29, 2015 Judging Bull Edit Before the internet, us kids had to earn our naked women. And I'll never forget the day in ninth grade when one of my friends stole an... Read More
Death Came In Instead. And It Came With Teeth. Chicken or Stake? Edit When the inevitable end-of-days outbreak finally happens, if movies have taught me anything, I'm totally f--ked. Best case, I die quick... Read More
Everyone In Here Knows They've Seen Something Special. Friday, November 27, 2015 The Ultimate Male Edit For as long as I can remember, my cousin Tony always loved all things Rocky . I'll never forget when he showed me this awful talking-S... Read More
Life? What Life? Say it...Say ittttttttttt Edit I don't even recall having HBO at the time, but somehow, I feel as if my older brother and I watched every single episode of Tales from... Read More
That's A Boss Hog. Sunday, November 22, 2015 All We Need is Grass Edit It's strange that I'm now the one steering the ship when it comes to familial holiday traditions. Well, co-steering the ship. Fine,... Read More
We Don't Have Time For Zingers. The Monster Gash Edit Through work connections, I got hooked up with a complimentary room in the Back Bay Hilton. A nice one, too. It was Valentine's weekend... Read More
I Used To Have A Romantic Streak. Thursday, November 19, 2015 Dublin Your Pleasure Edit This summary is not available. Please click here to view the post. Read More
And That Is Why I'll Always Love You. Creep in a Jeep Edit If I remember correctly, we were coming back from a Red Sox game. A crushing defeat to the Twins as I recall, the Sox falling apart in the ... Read More
Aimy, I Need You To Stop Being So Crazy For Just One Minute. Thursday, November 12, 2015 Despite All My Rage Edit As a teacher, I'm routinely forced into situations where I feel hopeless and utterly trapped. Surrounded by strange people and screamin... Read More
I Knew You Were Gonna Be A Good Guy. Two Dollar Cinema: Now Accepting Externs Edit I f--ked up my senior internship every possible way I could. Initially, I turned down ESPN. Brilliant f--king move, that. Then, at the o... Read More