Before the internet, us kids had to earn our naked women. And I'll never forget the day in ninth grade when one of my friends stole an...
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Death Came In Instead. And It Came With Teeth.
When the inevitable end-of-days outbreak finally happens, if movies have taught me anything, I'm totally f--ked. Best case, I die quick...
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Everyone In Here Knows They've Seen Something Special.
For as long as I can remember, my cousin Tony always loved all things Rocky . I'll never forget when he showed me this awful talking-S...
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Life? What Life?
I don't even recall having HBO at the time, but somehow, I feel as if my older brother and I watched every single episode of Tales from...
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That's A Boss Hog.
It's strange that I'm now the one steering the ship when it comes to familial holiday traditions. Well, co-steering the ship. Fine,...
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We Don't Have Time For Zingers.
Through work connections, I got hooked up with a complimentary room in the Back Bay Hilton. A nice one, too. It was Valentine's weekend...
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I Used To Have A Romantic Streak.
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And That Is Why I'll Always Love You.
If I remember correctly, we were coming back from a Red Sox game. A crushing defeat to the Twins as I recall, the Sox falling apart in the ...
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Aimy, I Need You To Stop Being So Crazy For Just One Minute.
As a teacher, I'm routinely forced into situations where I feel hopeless and utterly trapped. Surrounded by strange people and screamin...
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I Knew You Were Gonna Be A Good Guy.
I f--ked up my senior internship every possible way I could. Initially, I turned down ESPN. Brilliant f--king move, that. Then, at the o...
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