I Sort Of Threw Her Under The Bus. Wednesday, October 28, 2015 I Blame True Detective Edit Did you ever read The Monkey's Paw ? It's an old story about a guy that acquires a mystical relic (the paw, naturally), allowing it... Read More
Hhff Block C Recap: Shorts Hershey Disses Edit In what could (hopefully) become an annual tradition, my wife and I attended our first film ekspo this past weekend. In a bit of good fortu... Read More
On A Scale Of One To Ten, You Are An Eleven. Monday, October 26, 2015 Well You Don't Know What We Can Find Edit It was a square room. I got there first, and I took the back left corner, quickly affixing my Trainspotting poster to the wall, next to the... Read More
Try Not To Die, Okay? The Gray Mile Edit Even though I'm not really plugged in any more, seldom do I get a chance to see a movie theatrically that I know absolutely nothing abo... Read More
I've Been Sorry A Long Time. Saturday, October 24, 2015 Charlizzzzzz Edit You know that feeling when you get to the end of a chapter, Hell, sometimes even just the end of a page , and you have no idea what you... Read More
Somebody Needs To Sort That Prick Out. G'Day of the Dead Edit While Japan and England are essentially neck and neck for the place I'd most like to visit , next up on that list would have to be Aust... Read More
Always Take The Fancy Option. Monday, October 19, 2015 There Will Be Blood Edit Ask anybody who knows me, I'm not a big fan of people coming into my house. If I've got a hundred friends, 95 of them have never ... Read More
This Is Not Troubling To You? The One Without Katie Holmes' Boobies Edit In yet another installment of Not Being an Adequate Adult, I'm really bad at the whole present thing. Like, embarrassingly bad. I'... Read More
Death Came In Instead. And It Came With Teeth. Tuesday, October 13, 2015 Chicken or Stake? Edit When the inevitable end-of-days outbreak finally happens, if movies have taught me anything, I'm totally f--ked. Best case, I die quick... Read More