Can I Say Something Crazy? Monday, March 31, 2014 You Only See What Your Eyes Want to See Edit Unfortunately, I live in the real world. I'm just a regular guy doing regular things, fairly regularly. But sometimes, sometimes... I w... Read More
Cinematic Corner's Spin-Off Blogathon! Thursday, March 27, 2014 m.brown working the corner. Edit Not only is she one of my absolute favorite bloggers, but her support of this trainwreck inspires me endlessly. So when Sati over at th... Read More
Flowers, But With Garbage. Monday, March 24, 2014 This Hustle has Already Been Done Edit I'm a terrible person. At least as far as the blogging community goes, I assume. I almost never read anybody else's work. Serious... Read More
I Can't Feel Anything. I Can't Feel Anything! Thursday, March 20, 2014 Kinda Smells Like (Big) Fish Edit When my lesson would end early, there would be instances where the only thing I could do was allow the dreaded free time. One afternoon, mi... Read More
You Taste Like A Burger. I Don't Like You Anymore. Monday, March 17, 2014 Camp Kill Yourself Edit Don't tell my wife, but I was a camp counselor one summer. Wait, she knows that already. But what she doesn't know, that toward the... Read More
Take A Bow, Woody! Thursday, March 13, 2014 Woody and Buzz(kill) Edit My closest friend in high school used to say that he wanted to die at 50. He was convinced that after that, life was simply not worth livin... Read More
Hi. Can I Take Your Order? Tuesday, March 11, 2014 Yes I'll have Eternal Shame...a side of Cluelessness and...a..large doctor bill. Edit Just do it. Three simple words made famous by Nike, but more or the less the mantra of authority across the world. From bosses to parents... Read More
When You're Ready, It's All Rather Mysterious. Monday, March 10, 2014 Prime Minister Goldie Wilson: I Like The Sound of That Edit F--k Elton John. F--k the circle of life. I'm serious. Yes, getting older and growing up is part of life (and I'm actually really e... Read More
But She Couldn't Stop Babbling About Her Life. Thursday, March 6, 2014 I'll Sleep on the Couch Edit We all have problems. If you're sitting there thinking, Well, I don't have any problems - that's your problem. You're cluel... Read More
I Hope I Never See You Again. Wednesday, March 5, 2014 Stinker Sailor Older Sly Edit There have been many things from my past that I have wished would have come together. While a few have been honorable like a certain job an... Read More