An Empty Head Is Better Than An Empty Bed! Tuesday, December 31, 2013 Fun With Nick and Jane Edit As hard as it is opening real presents, it turns out opening fake ones can be even more difficult. See, the fine people at the review ] ... Read More
Boner Garage Loves It. The High Life Edit My new job does not require me to speak. If I wanted to, I could probably go the full eight to twelve hours without saying a word. The othe... Read More
I'm Not Really Into Digging Up Dead Things. Saturday, December 28, 2013 More Like a Six Foot Turkey Edit As a little kid, I loved school. Loved it. But if there was one thing that meant more to the seven-year old version of myself than learning... Read More
We Both Know What This Is About, Don't We, Honeypot? Thursday, December 19, 2013 Bustin' Makes Me Feel Good Edit It's so easy to tear something down. In fact, I do it all the time on this crappy blog. For this post, I've decided instead of the ... Read More
That's All Right. I Have A Special Present For You, Anyway. There You Go, Sonny. Monday, December 16, 2013 Happy Birthday Jesus! Hope You Like Crap! Edit Yay! It's that time of the year, again. That time where that old magical fat guy from some far away place gives us things we really d... Read More
Everyone Knows Amnesia Is Bollocks. Friday, December 13, 2013 It's so shiny I can see my face in it Edit Of all the things I couldn't believe from my freshman year of college, there's one particular event I witnessed that I still haven... Read More
Better Get My Pants. Saturday, December 7, 2013 Spinning Dreidels and Flying Hammers Edit This past Thanksgiving, there was a lot of talk about convergence . Seems that once every eleventy-billion years the stars align for someth... Read More
Let Me Warn You - This Won't Be Easy. Tuesday, December 3, 2013 Zero Dark Shitty Edit We needed help. We've got two small kids, and we'd reached a point that something drastic needed to happen. If not, they'd be h... Read More