Turbine Failure! Tuesday, September 24, 2013 Severely Lacking Soul Plane Edit I used to fly all the time. Usually alone, too. Once, when I was probably eleven or twelve, I remember being on this long overnight flight.... Read More
It Must Be Comforting The Way That Everyone Hates You. Monday, September 9, 2013 Something Borrowed Something Blew Edit My wedding was uneventful. Well, at least in cinematic terms. No one got sloppy drunk. No one (outwardly) hated anyone else and told them o... Read More
I Guess I Like The Idea Of Serving My Country. Even If I Don't Know Exactly What I Do. Thursday, September 5, 2013 Negative Numbers Edit Days left until my wife gives birth to our second child. Games the Sox are ahead of the Yankees. Total dollars in joint account. Movies ... Read More
It's Mexican Water, Burt. Monday, September 2, 2013 Oh oh oh it's magic Edit F--king magic. Previously, that was uttered around my house only when the Lakers would beat the Celtics, but I remember one time where t... Read More