Turbine Failure!

I used to fly all the time. Usually alone, too. Once, when I was probably eleven or twelve, I remember being on this long overnight flight....

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It Must Be Comforting The Way That Everyone Hates You.

My wedding was uneventful. Well, at least in cinematic terms. No one got sloppy drunk. No one (outwardly) hated anyone else and told them o...

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I Guess I Like The Idea Of Serving My Country. Even If I Don't Know Exactly What I Do.

Days left until my wife gives birth to our second child. Games the Sox are ahead of the Yankees. Total dollars in joint account. Movies ...

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It's Mexican Water, Burt.

F--king magic. Previously, that was uttered around my house only when the Lakers would beat the Celtics, but I remember one time where t...

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