In my list of awful jobs, one of the worst had to be the few months I spent working in a call center. Imagine you worked in some office, an...
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People Like You Don't Have Friends.
-336.91. That's what it said on the screen. Years ago, I had attempted to withdraw twenty bucks from my Webster Bank account so I cou...
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There's Nothing Wrong With Me, Chet!
Ben Johnson, Marion Jones: Track and Field. Floyd Landis, Lance Armstrong: Cycling. Every single baseball player: Major League Baseball. ...
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You Ain't Even Dark-Skinned.
I've loved standup comedy as long as I can remember. As a little kid, I stayed up late watching An Evening at the Improv . In high scho...
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I Didnt Ask For It. And I Dont Want It.
Sometimes, the only thing better than a great movie is a shitty one. If the stars align, and it's the right kind of awful, a really ...
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The Hardest Part To Deal With Is The Silence.
I was never Andy from Toy Story. When I played with my toys, I used very little of my imagination. I would try to recreate scenes from th...
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Im Starting To Think This Is The Most Spiritual Place Ive Ever Been.
In college, I really never had any money. It wasn't all ramen noodles and bagel bites, but the truth is, I never worked during school. ...
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Shes Looking For My Balls.
On any given day, there are fewer and fewer things I absolutely believe in. But one thing I will always go to bat for? Context. In life, t...
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Better Living Through Chemistry.
Tonight, well, last Friday night (by the time I finish this), I had to get a CT scan. After ingesting the dye/delicious lemonade, I was fin...
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I Counted Twenty-Two.
Summer sequels. Assuming you loved, really loved the first one, the second one is more or less screwed. There's usually only two ways i...
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That's Not Stupidity Or Weakness. That's Just Human Nature.
If you're a hardcore gamer, or, like me, a bit more casual in your videogame pursuits, it's safe to say that games are increasingly...
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